Clutch - Big Fat Pig lyrics

Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell ring
But inside they're not answering
Peering through the window, to his surprise
The door flies open, "Come inside!"
"I am Jason the Freemason
What you're selling I do not need
Mr patrick, orthodox Catholic
Is more likely in your league"

At that very moment Mr softee rings his bells
Ding-a-ling ding-a-ling
Quickly thereafter, Choco Taco delight
While reclining on his brand
New mountain bike
Now watch you most closely
For here the plot does twist
Enter Simon, the super Scientologist
"I'm opining sailing Simon is you stupid
Or is you just high?
Mother Hubbard got me covered like Sarah
Lee on her cherry pie"
Norman says to Simon, "Hey
If there are really aliens
I would think that L ron Hubbard would
Have to be one of them"

"Oh My Lord! Oh My Lord! Oh My Oh My!"

The Pie Man passes by on his way to the fair
(and he says)
"Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?
Reason, won't you put your blue jeans on?"

At that very moment Mr softee rings his bells
So before Simon could bring his crushing blow
Norman raises his hands, "Oh, no, oh no!"
Simon says, "Hey
We ain't even finished this!" norman says
"Yes we have here come them Witnesses"

"Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?
Reason, won't you put your blue dress on?"