Clutch - Ghoul Wrangler lyrics

I hear a ruckus in the back
Tall shadows on the wall
Mabel, won't you wake up? We
Got lawyers in the barn, yes we do
All the rumors, they're all true
Don't worry, baby, I know what to do
Many years ago there was a case of legalese
Thankfully my granddad handed down
Those ancient ways, yes he did
(Folk magic) the real deal
Folk magic, hot off the grill

Woo! Ghoul wrangler shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler shut 'em down
Licensed and bonded
I should get a business card
Certified ghoul wrangler

I sneak up to the coop and
See them chewing on the bones
Spitting backwards Latin at mobile phones
Yes they were
Frothing at the mouth like rabid beasts
Diabolical to say the least
At the sight of me
They bare their flashing yellow claws
Bit's of old, poor Chester White
Falling from their maws, yes they were
Hackles rose, air grew chill
Folk magic, hot off the grill

Woo! Ghoul wrangler shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler shut 'em down
Licensed and bonded
I should get a business card
Certified ghoul wrangler

Thirteen bloody litigators feasting
On the hog
My God, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn

Twelve of them dispatched and now there's
One more left to go
I track his penny-loafers through
The freshly fallen snow, yes I did
I find him in the old stockyard
We got different laws down on the farm

Woo! Ghoul wrangler shut 'em down
Ghoul wrangler shut 'em down
Licensed and bonded
I should get a business card
Big time ghoul wrangler

Thirteen bloody litigators feasting
On the hog
My God, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn
Thirteen bloody litigators feasting
On the hog
My God, Mabel, we got lawyers in the barn