Clutch - How to Shake Hands lyrics

Are you cool? Well, I'm cool
Is everybody cool? Well, let's get hot
Grass roots all across this great nation
And I am truly humbled
And gratefully accept the nomination

I'm gonna be president of the United States
First Tuesday in November
Mark it down, and save the date
Live music in the White House strictly BYOB
The public wanna get down
It is our collective destiny

I'm gonna kiss all the babies
Maybe kiss their mamas too
I don't need the secret service
I know how to work a room

I'm gonna be president of the United States
I was born to be president
Of these United States on the day I was born
All the nurses and doctors
"Take that boy out of his crib
And put him in the Executive Office"

First thing that I'm gonna do
Is disclose all those UFOs
Put Jimi Hendrix on the 20 dollar bill
And Bill Hicks on a five note
Hot damn, the democratic process
What a time to be alive
Oh, I'm ready to give the
People what they want
And what they want is straight
Talk and no jive

We have exit polls coming in
Rhode Island and American Samoa
We have more results coming in
From Puerto Rico and both Dakotas
Breaking news, happening right now
I believe we're ready to call it
Do you want us to call it? (yeah)
I believe we have a winner

Thank you very much i couldn't have done it
I couldn't have done it without you
Drinks on me thank you very much
I couldn't have done it
I couldn't have done it without you
Drinks on me

First thing that I'm gonna do is go
For a ride on a UFO
Put Jimi Hendrix on the 20 dollar bill
And Bill Hicks on a five note
Hot damn, the democratic process
What a time to be alive
Oh, I'm ready to give the
People what they want
And what they want is straight
Talk and no jive