Common - Breaker 1/9 lyrics

A weeby weeby wobble gobble
Gobble DO the turkey
Lord have mercy, mercy mercy me
You see I'm tryin to get the punani
But you just wanna rock me, ah eh eh
Ah eh eh
You see I'm tryin to get the punani
But you just wanna rock me, oooh, check it
So get your rattle rattle thunder
Clatter boom boom boom
Because I gotta gotta get some, el-bow, room
So I can Bang-kok, better yet, knock Italy
But raindrops keep fallin on my couch
Try to sit with me tamperin up my program
So I play another slow jam
It's not an ancient Chinese secret
You should know man
But you insist on stay and playin Genesis
I gotta put an end to this, balderdash
EEE haul ass
And don't come knockin my door
With the cockle doodle doo
I'm talkin the his and his and hers
Three's Company too
So step to the step to the rear
And don't come back now, hear?

Ahh to the break y'all
Ahh to the break y'all to the break y'all
To the break y'all

The CB's, the CB's, they'rrrrre here!
I'm checkin my mirror from the rear
Blocks are closer than they appear
The time is near for you to drop
Your beer and get your nuts again
But ain't no haps
(UH-UH) your dick isn't there
You're thinkin that, "Oops
I made a mistake"
You say, "Fuck Nell Carter, c'mon Jimmy
Give me a break"
You made a mistake on the first take
Tryin to break a leg for take two
You shoulda ate your Wheaties
And Petey mighta made a breakthrough
You say to hope that things might bloom
So you assume position
Wishin he would listen
So you start to kissin
It's alive, and up goes
And up goes you're adrenaline
You aimed, you fired, THERE YOU GO
Limp figures so you take? and then play the
Role of friend and talk
Try to tell her it's her fault
When Jack your Been wouldn't Stalk
Baby Bubba you's a goner, ahh
You's a goner it's fucked up
When Your Dick Is Playin Tricks On Ya
So you pop fizz, what a relief
Beef strokin'-off
My man, got your thing, in your hand, say
"I I think I can!"
Damn this never happened before
Yeah sure that's what they all say
Uh oh you better get Maaco kid
Cause old girl is salty
What was sweet to eat
Has now dried up and rotted
It's a pile of pew, pick
Up your glove and say, "Yo I got it!"
Hopin you won't drop you thought
You had it made like?Kay?
What more could go wrong - you
Got the right one baby!
Uh huh, let you tell it
Everybody and their momma knows
That you came quick, quicker than a pizza
From Domino's to the break y'all
To the break y'all to the break y'all
To the break y'all

The 1 9, the 1
9, the CB's, the break the 1
9, the 1 9, the CB's, the break!
The 1 9, the 1
9, the CB's, the break!
Break it up, break it up, break it up
BREAK DOWN!

Walkin up and then down the strip
Lookin for some hip so I can skip
I spotted this honeydip
And her friend tried to sell me a script
That they were in a rush to catch the bus
But that was the OLD Gus
So I'm gettin a bus
As I thrill at the disgust
Since old girl was with this
I told her friend to kiss this
And listen physical fitness use your
Brain and mind your business
Dippin from a distance
In an instance I got the digit's
And blew a kiss to her
Was mad I didn't speak to her
I hooked up with the one that looked NICE
Took her mind, like an ICE
'Til her friends gave her advice to think
Twice before with me she slept
My rep was kinda ill
They told her to keep that booty still
I been through more hoes than the pill
Still I overcame cause I got
Game like a athlete
In less than a half week
She was with it to do the nasty
The drawers dropped, the top off
And the boots was gettin knocked
I heard the door unlock
It was her pop he was a cop
So I stopped dropped and rolled
So I wouldn't inhale a shell
Broke like a fingernail
On my trail was the smell of tail
Bailed back around the flat
To wash off the smell of cat
Like a belt, everything was strapped
'til my homey asked, "WASSUP WIT DAT?"
The dat was like dis G, I told him I got busy
This was the spy who dissed me cause
He told it like a sissy tHAT WAS FOUL
I went to him lost in the
Mind now it's a dead end
The little red Corvette that locked the
Door and I can't get in
No more no more no more and now
I know and now I know
Don't mess around with CB's, good buddie
Ten-fo'