Common - Puppy Chow lyrics
Common [Lonnie Rashid Lynn] Chicago, Illinois, U.S. 🇺🇸
[Common - Puppy Chow lyrics]
This is a U-A rhyme, dedicate to the ca-nine
Tch-a-ch-tchk, c'mere boy
I said it's play-time
It's time to play with the mind of a slimmie
I don't wanna be a freak
But it's the dog in me
I don't pretend to be the
Open door roses type
I open the door for myself
And I close it right
In your face, now you wanna taste my food
What? You got your own food, get a attitude
You get left
Call the ref if you think it's foul
I ain't tryin to hear that
So have a Coke and a smile
Cause after awhile, I'mma wanna get BUCKwild
And now months laters
I'mma say it ain't my child
I'm sterile girl, we ain't never did nothin
Cause only you and I know that
The Common Sense is bluffin
Little Miss Muffett
That's how the ball bounces
Sorry you gotta bounce the ball
Eight pounds and two ounces
That's how I'm livin, just like a rottweiler
When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder
But then I got milder
And settled down with a harem
And when I can't bear em, I share em
You see it's like no, pass it off
Pass pass the puss
I ain't a nerd, but WE'VE GOT BUSH
So cut the bush brat
And let's move it like a U-Haul
Forget the grindin shit
I ain't tryin to get the blueball
Brrrrap bump me child
I'm speakin upon the nitty gritty
I'm a dog - HERE KITTY KITTY
Zippidy doo dah, a zippidy-zippidy day
Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way
I'm Jack the Ripper, na nah not Jack Tripper
Cause Three is not Company when your
Other two friends are thicker
So come one friend, come two friend, come all
United we stand
Divide your legs so I can fall
In your bowl of cherries, Kerrie is so very
Thick thicker than the Dick Tom and Harry
Tom and Jerry? A Woody Woodpecker
You need body work, I work that body
I'm a bodywrecker
Intersector, I'm the nectar plus the plum
I manage to take advantage
Cause some of these hoes are so dumb
If you got some, just an eensy BIT of game
Then it's safe to say it's that
Bet you can get a dame
I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally
Tell em that I get the
Drawers come off immediately
Here comes a nut slut
And we can do the Beat Street strut
And be that I'm a mutt - so what?
No but if's or maybe baby
Look who's talkin to
It's true when I'm drunk I
Might bone anything that's walkin
Down the street, watchin ladies
Nobody's watchin you, because you got a baby
I ain't tryin to be a
Stepfather so I don't bother
Word to mommy dearest, I look farther
Down the road, to a road not taken
I'm tired of all these same bitches
I need to take care
A new flower, so Joe can take a shower
And get wet, and then jet
Like ahhhh, seven-forty-seven
I tell the girls
My number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven
Then I'm steppin, so when they call me
You'll hear "Is Common there?" Uh uh, sorry
You got the wrong number
If you wonder I'm the lumberjack
Choppin down the cherry tree
And never comin back
It's like that and it'll be like that
Because a dog is a woman's best friend black
Tch-a-ch-tchk, c'mere boy
I said it's play-time
It's time to play with the mind of a slimmie
I don't wanna be a freak
But it's the dog in me
I don't pretend to be the
Open door roses type
I open the door for myself
And I close it right
In your face, now you wanna taste my food
What? You got your own food, get a attitude
You get left
Call the ref if you think it's foul
I ain't tryin to hear that
So have a Coke and a smile
Cause after awhile, I'mma wanna get BUCKwild
And now months laters
I'mma say it ain't my child
I'm sterile girl, we ain't never did nothin
Cause only you and I know that
The Common Sense is bluffin
Little Miss Muffett
That's how the ball bounces
Sorry you gotta bounce the ball
Eight pounds and two ounces
That's how I'm livin, just like a rottweiler
When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder
But then I got milder
And settled down with a harem
And when I can't bear em, I share em
You see it's like no, pass it off
Pass pass the puss
I ain't a nerd, but WE'VE GOT BUSH
So cut the bush brat
And let's move it like a U-Haul
Forget the grindin shit
I ain't tryin to get the blueball
Brrrrap bump me child
I'm speakin upon the nitty gritty
I'm a dog - HERE KITTY KITTY
Zippidy doo dah, a zippidy-zippidy day
Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way
I'm Jack the Ripper, na nah not Jack Tripper
Cause Three is not Company when your
Other two friends are thicker
So come one friend, come two friend, come all
United we stand
Divide your legs so I can fall
In your bowl of cherries, Kerrie is so very
Thick thicker than the Dick Tom and Harry
Tom and Jerry? A Woody Woodpecker
You need body work, I work that body
I'm a bodywrecker
Intersector, I'm the nectar plus the plum
I manage to take advantage
Cause some of these hoes are so dumb
If you got some, just an eensy BIT of game
Then it's safe to say it's that
Bet you can get a dame
I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally
Tell em that I get the
Drawers come off immediately
Here comes a nut slut
And we can do the Beat Street strut
And be that I'm a mutt - so what?
No but if's or maybe baby
Look who's talkin to
It's true when I'm drunk I
Might bone anything that's walkin
Down the street, watchin ladies
Nobody's watchin you, because you got a baby
I ain't tryin to be a
Stepfather so I don't bother
Word to mommy dearest, I look farther
Down the road, to a road not taken
I'm tired of all these same bitches
I need to take care
A new flower, so Joe can take a shower
And get wet, and then jet
Like ahhhh, seven-forty-seven
I tell the girls
My number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven
Then I'm steppin, so when they call me
You'll hear "Is Common there?" Uh uh, sorry
You got the wrong number
If you wonder I'm the lumberjack
Choppin down the cherry tree
And never comin back
It's like that and it'll be like that
Because a dog is a woman's best friend black