Common - Take It EZ lyrics

I'm easy, easy like Sunday morning
I can kick a stupid nervous
Joint when I'm yawning
Ahhh, Common's comin' with that
Old "oh excuse me"
Elizabeth, this is a big one, I mean a doozie
Doogie, Howser, cause see, I'm like Bowser
Kickin it with the sha na na na, the t-shirt
And the trousers, how's the Family Ties?
I'm left with the gift, open it up, SURPRISE!
Big Mac, filet-o-fish, quarter pounder
French fries
Icy Coke, milkshake, sundaes and apple pies
And a cup? Nah, that's enough of that
I'm like an Indian giver, yo
Give me that back!
Comin again hip-pop-pop-pop bring
It back selector
We be the thoroughbred, so use your head
Play the Trifecta
Common infector, smug MC, heads up!
Ya better duck cause muthafuck', it's me

Come in again common

Common is coming soon to a theater near you
To the UAC crew, enough respect due
Do I do, when I do, where I do
I do, do, do, yo I do it on the ease

I be kicking it with the doubly dope rhymer
I'm trippin-and-dippin-and-slippin with the
Rhyme like Sliiiii-mer! Ghostbuster
I'm Petey Wheatstraw, and I'm just a
Hustler, I tried to scheme for a sec
But the record got wreck
Tried to write a bad check
So I checked myself, before self got buck
Wild, tried to live how I had to fluctuate
To a state, and matriculate
Yo I had to elevate
You can tell it's great, cause I'm state
Off 87, the South side of Chicago
Five oh-one come follow me yo
Everywhere that I go
And I know I ain't did nothing
The district think I be just
A lil trick kid fronting
UAC got my back if there's any contact
In the back is a track
From Immenslope soul cat and it's phat
Sorta like Oprah before she lost weight
I put my rhymes in good hands
Hey like All State
And I'm all in a state of ease, utopia
I'm the Spiderman
Givin bug MC's arachnaphobia
Holy-molia, it's totally awesome
The survey says
I gets more skins than Richard Dawson
But I won't catch mono or no type of disease
Cause when I flex, for sex
I do it on the ease

On the ease, On the ease
On the ease, On the ease
On the ease, On the ease

A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop, a-lop bam boo
I'm a Dr pepper
Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper
Two-steppin' through, yodel le hee hoo!
Oui oui ma cherie, et comment allez vous?
(Contraire mon frere) Ok, truth or dare:
Is it true that I'm dope? Yippedy yes y'all
Here we go a loopedy loop de loo
A hubbeda hula hoop
A hubbeda alley oop to Coop
I gots the Magic, but I'm not a Laker
I'm shaking-and baking and taking
Cause I'm the back-board
Break her arm and feather
Whipping the wonder when she activates

Time to activate, and ejaculate
This is the period where I menstruate
I meant to say demonstrate
I'm in a state, where I've
Had too much eight, ball
In the corner pocket, count em, buck it
A chicken, a finger-lickin with a finger-bone
C'mon I'm on a roll, stippedy stutter-roll
Owah-owah-owah-owah Ayatoll
Of Khomein, my domain is infinite
Ya got trouble
Well you need to get some dick
And to the hip-hop shop, the future shock
When we started kickin on the one two
And ya don't stop
But the buck stops here buckaroo
Ya got your instructions
Now you know what to do take it EZ!