Cosmo Jarvis - Jack lyrics
[Cosmo Jarvis - Jack lyrics]
Jack lived with David
Whose brother knew a she male
Lived with her sister
Whose father mugged a priest
He stopped with religion
An tended to his daughter
Just a chef with cancer
Who made the Christmas feast
Carved the chicken with her doctor
And the doctor's son
Who hit a boy with glasses
Whose mother had just died
She loved reading books
And walking with her eyes closed
Had a heart condition
Her husband always lied
Yeah, it all comes back to a boy named Jack
Yeah, it all comes back to a boy named Jack
Yeah, it all comes back to Jack
He was sleeping with his partner
Married to a lawyer
Whose client killed his girlfriend
Who stayed in a hotel
Owned by her close friend Mary
Who feared only Jesus
Slept with just one woman
Whose nephew wasn't well
The victim of a car crash
When riding to his uncle's
To show him how he'd done at school
At just the age of nine
His best friend's name was Tom
Who never spoke a word
Except to all his soldiers
He played army all the time
His father bought him presents
But just from time to time
Once he bought a helmet
From an army surplus store
It closed after two weeks
Replaced by an arcade
Stocked stuff for less than half
There was no market anymore
The old ex-owner was soon inside an urn
Made by a smoking potter at the age of 82
Began to drink his whiskey
Which he stole from his neighbor
She was getting lonely
She did not know what to do
She'd telephone young Isaac
Her one and only son
Lived in Spain with his wife
Who spends all day out on the lawn
She missed her only brother
Whose girlfriend was a porn star
Whose boss was a butcher
But now he makes porn
He made his naked movies sold everywhere
One was bought by David
Who stared at every rack
He took it home and watched it
And then he wrote a note
'Man, you've gotta watch this'
And left it there for Jack
Jack jack jack
Yeah, it all comes back to a boy named Jack
Yeah, it all comes back to a boy named Jack
Yeah, it all comes back to Jack
Whose brother knew a she male
Lived with her sister
Whose father mugged a priest
He stopped with religion
An tended to his daughter
Just a chef with cancer
Who made the Christmas feast
Carved the chicken with her doctor
And the doctor's son
Who hit a boy with glasses
Whose mother had just died
She loved reading books
And walking with her eyes closed
Had a heart condition
Her husband always lied
Yeah, it all comes back to a boy named Jack
Yeah, it all comes back to a boy named Jack
Yeah, it all comes back to Jack
He was sleeping with his partner
Married to a lawyer
Whose client killed his girlfriend
Who stayed in a hotel
Owned by her close friend Mary
Who feared only Jesus
Slept with just one woman
Whose nephew wasn't well
The victim of a car crash
When riding to his uncle's
To show him how he'd done at school
At just the age of nine
His best friend's name was Tom
Who never spoke a word
Except to all his soldiers
He played army all the time
His father bought him presents
But just from time to time
Once he bought a helmet
From an army surplus store
It closed after two weeks
Replaced by an arcade
Stocked stuff for less than half
There was no market anymore
The old ex-owner was soon inside an urn
Made by a smoking potter at the age of 82
Began to drink his whiskey
Which he stole from his neighbor
She was getting lonely
She did not know what to do
She'd telephone young Isaac
Her one and only son
Lived in Spain with his wife
Who spends all day out on the lawn
She missed her only brother
Whose girlfriend was a porn star
Whose boss was a butcher
But now he makes porn
He made his naked movies sold everywhere
One was bought by David
Who stared at every rack
He took it home and watched it
And then he wrote a note
'Man, you've gotta watch this'
And left it there for Jack
Jack jack jack
Yeah, it all comes back to a boy named Jack
Yeah, it all comes back to a boy named Jack
Yeah, it all comes back to Jack