Cosmo Jarvis - Jessica Alba's Number lyrics
[Cosmo Jarvis - Jessica Alba's Number lyrics]
When I'm watching TV, girls are all I see
They're singing and dancing and
Acting and modelling
None of them would look at me
If I went to Jessica Simpson
She'd think I was an ignoramus
And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz
She'd say Get lost boy I'm famous
All the women round here have
BO or they have rolls
Some lucky bloke right now is
Probably hugging Beyonce Knowles
If I had Jessica Alba's number
I'd call her right up
And I'd ask her what she's
Doing at half past 3
And then I'd ask her if she'd marry me
If I had Jessica Alba's number
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe
And then some dick would try
And steal her purse so I'd smack him in the
Head with my mobile phone
And I'd say Hey Mister leave Jessie Alone
If I had Jessica Alba's Number
Fit girls get shot in films
I'm always in tears
I'd like to go see Toy Story 2
With just me and Britney Spears
She'd say Hit me baby one more time
And I'd say No way Britney
Domestic violence is a crime
I like the one from Show Girls
When shes dancing round them poles
Or the really, really fit one who sings
In the Pussycat Dolls
I've nearly got a moustache
And they still wouldn't talk to me
Kate Winslet naked in Titanic
Or the lesbian from The OC
If I had Jessica Alba's number
I'd call her right up
And I'd ask her what she's
Doing at half past 3
And then I'd ask her if she'd marry me
If I had Jessica Alba's number
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe
And then some dick would try
And steal her purse so I'd smack him in the
Head with my mobile phone
And I'd say Hey Mister leave Jessie Alone
If I had Jessica Alba's Number
If I had Jennifer Lopez's number
Or Kate Nash's number
Or the girl that was in Transformers's number
Or Jessica Alba's number
They're singing and dancing and
Acting and modelling
None of them would look at me
If I went to Jessica Simpson
She'd think I was an ignoramus
And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz
She'd say Get lost boy I'm famous
All the women round here have
BO or they have rolls
Some lucky bloke right now is
Probably hugging Beyonce Knowles
If I had Jessica Alba's number
I'd call her right up
And I'd ask her what she's
Doing at half past 3
And then I'd ask her if she'd marry me
If I had Jessica Alba's number
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe
And then some dick would try
And steal her purse so I'd smack him in the
Head with my mobile phone
And I'd say Hey Mister leave Jessie Alone
If I had Jessica Alba's Number
Fit girls get shot in films
I'm always in tears
I'd like to go see Toy Story 2
With just me and Britney Spears
She'd say Hit me baby one more time
And I'd say No way Britney
Domestic violence is a crime
I like the one from Show Girls
When shes dancing round them poles
Or the really, really fit one who sings
In the Pussycat Dolls
I've nearly got a moustache
And they still wouldn't talk to me
Kate Winslet naked in Titanic
Or the lesbian from The OC
If I had Jessica Alba's number
I'd call her right up
And I'd ask her what she's
Doing at half past 3
And then I'd ask her if she'd marry me
If I had Jessica Alba's number
I'd be the luckiest guy in the world
I'd be the luckiest guy in the universe
And then some dick would try
And steal her purse so I'd smack him in the
Head with my mobile phone
And I'd say Hey Mister leave Jessie Alone
If I had Jessica Alba's Number
If I had Jennifer Lopez's number
Or Kate Nash's number
Or the girl that was in Transformers's number
Or Jessica Alba's number