Cosmo Jarvis - Mel's Song lyrics
[Cosmo Jarvis - Mel's Song lyrics]
Come stay with me stay in my room
My duvet smells but so would you
If you hadn’t washed in as long as I have
And I’ll wash my balls if you
Say that you’ll grab them
Nah I’m not gonna make you do that
It’s just you and me on
The bench where we’re sat
So come back to my room and
We can watch a movie
And my passion for you will
Go right straight through me
I’ll say something like "baby
Could you be the one that will
Always throw your love to me?"
And you’ll be like "nah
You’re just some pissed break try’na get some
Of me and that makes me sick!"
And i’ll be like "nah, I love you so much
And I know it’s pathetic but I’ve had enough
Of being alone on my own in my home
I just wanna be here when your
Screaming and moan to me
Baby i want you, but I know you don’t
You’ll just point at my boner
And say ‘fuck off home!’"
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Melanie i don’t know how to spell
Your second name but i’ll try
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?
And I’ll cry and I’ll cry
And i might wonder why
This beautiful Mel girl don’t like this guy?
Is it cause i didn’t wash my hair today
And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way?
Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go
Except straight up your nose
But you smell like a rose!
Not that i sniffed you of course I
Mean I really would like tom
You’re not just some bitch on a bench
The boys like to lie to
The fact is Mel, I was drunk when I saw you
Did I not make it clear
That I massively adore you?
You know I’d even quit drinking for you
I should’ve been sober, but I didn’t want to
Before we started we were already over
'Cause, I can’t talk to girls when I’m sober
Girls like you aren’t common
And when they come around, I miss them
But i can still say that i sat on
A bench with the prettiest girl in Brixham
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
I don’t know how to spell your
Second name but I’ll try
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?
I’m sorry if you think that £150 was wasted
Those were the best damn chips I ever tasted
Won’t you slap me one more time?
Melanie, won’t you spend the day with me?
I don’t know how to spell your
Second name but I’ll try
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?
My duvet smells but so would you
If you hadn’t washed in as long as I have
And I’ll wash my balls if you
Say that you’ll grab them
Nah I’m not gonna make you do that
It’s just you and me on
The bench where we’re sat
So come back to my room and
We can watch a movie
And my passion for you will
Go right straight through me
I’ll say something like "baby
Could you be the one that will
Always throw your love to me?"
And you’ll be like "nah
You’re just some pissed break try’na get some
Of me and that makes me sick!"
And i’ll be like "nah, I love you so much
And I know it’s pathetic but I’ve had enough
Of being alone on my own in my home
I just wanna be here when your
Screaming and moan to me
Baby i want you, but I know you don’t
You’ll just point at my boner
And say ‘fuck off home!’"
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Melanie i don’t know how to spell
Your second name but i’ll try
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?
And I’ll cry and I’ll cry
And i might wonder why
This beautiful Mel girl don’t like this guy?
Is it cause i didn’t wash my hair today
And a dry bit of hair gel fell your way?
Is it cause my BO had nowhere to go
Except straight up your nose
But you smell like a rose!
Not that i sniffed you of course I
Mean I really would like tom
You’re not just some bitch on a bench
The boys like to lie to
The fact is Mel, I was drunk when I saw you
Did I not make it clear
That I massively adore you?
You know I’d even quit drinking for you
I should’ve been sober, but I didn’t want to
Before we started we were already over
'Cause, I can’t talk to girls when I’m sober
Girls like you aren’t common
And when they come around, I miss them
But i can still say that i sat on
A bench with the prettiest girl in Brixham
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
I don’t know how to spell your
Second name but I’ll try
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?
I’m sorry if you think that £150 was wasted
Those were the best damn chips I ever tasted
Won’t you slap me one more time?
Melanie, won’t you spend the day with me?
I don’t know how to spell your
Second name but I’ll try
Melanie won’t you spend the day with me?
Won’t you slap me one more time?