Cosmo Jarvis - Stuff I Gotta Do lyrics

Well my wife spends all my cash
On things that should be in the trash
And she's always doing her hair and
Watching my TV and when I come home late
I say a blowjob would be great
My princess with fake tit's can't
Stand the sight of me

And she wakes up at midday
While I'm working away
And I'm pretty sure she's screwing
With a friend of mine
She'll say the opposite
When I discipline the kids
What a spiteful little grin
Makes me feel out of line

Well I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
Well I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
I guess I got some stuff I gotta do



And the dog shat on the carpet
And the carpet cost a grand
And I'm the one who always
Buys the damn dog food
I forget what it's called
But she pisses on the wall
I got two bitches in my house
Both always in bad moods

Any my son is a disgrace
He's got piercings in his face
And he's mincing around the kitchen
Like a movie star he doesn't use his hands
Except when he's tapping the keypad
Of the phone his mother got
Him with my credit card

Well I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
Well I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
I guess I got some stuff I gotta do

And he's always talking loud
About how he's gay and proud
And how I wouldn't understand him
Even if I tried
But, I don't mind that he's a fag
What really makes me lose my rag
Is all he does is ramble on
About his new gay pride

And he doesn't have a clue
What he really wants to do
All he does is go out drinking
Looks for boys to get
And his mother slips him tens
To get his hair dye once again
Never goes out in the rain in
Case his hair gets wet

Well I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
Well I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
I guess I got some stuff I gotta do

My daughter talks a lot
In fact she never fucking stops
I nod along just like those
Stupid dogs you get
And I really have no patience
For this garbage conversation
She's got tit's just like her
Mother's and she uses them

And when she is at school
She makes her teachers drool
And when she gets an average grade
She puts their hands on her
That's how she will advance
With old men's fingers in her pants
She's stupid and she's pretty
But that's no answer

Well I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
Well I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
I guess I got some stuff I gotta do

I pick her up at four my baby girl the whore
Gets in the car and doesn't say "Hi
How was work?" instead she's on the phone
With some asshole named Jerome
I try ignore the little stains
There on her shirt

See, I'm a family man
But this mess never was the plan
This family's everything that's wrong
With planet Earth i guess it's down to me
But work was where I had to be
While their mother raised them up with
Her tit's and her purse

Well I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
Well I guess I got some stuff I gotta do
I guess I got some stuff I gotta do

Now my wife won't spend my cash
On things that should be in the trash
And I'm the only one who's watching my TV
My son no longer shouts
About how he's gay and proud
Now he's outside in the rain
His hair looks wet to me

My daughter never talks
I'm awful glad she stopped
And she'll never use those tit's to
Change her grades in class
The carpet looks brand new
Because there is no dog to doo
I'm the greatest god damn father
They could ever have