Crazy Town - Only When I'm Drunk lyrics

I get drunk and I stumble to the phone
And conjure up a bitch to bone when i'm alone
Fucked up, tore back, I need to take a piss
Only when I'm drunk I sing a song like this
My grandma and your grandma
Sittin by the fire
Hold on, turn that beat off
Nah, keep it going
Crazy town, yo y'all just not knowin'
I get drunk and start talking more shit
And when i got a gun in my hand
You better get
Out 'cause my brain just ain't
What it used to be
Forget trying to rationalize, cover your eyes
I get (uh) damn i'm drunk
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk
I get (uh) damn i'm drunk
I need a chunk, no better yet
A hunk of that funk
Yeah, i'm good, bad, dope, I'm freaky fresh
I make Hip-Hop fans say "yes, yes"
Crazy's comin' thru
You know we're gonna blow up
Hold up wait, I think i'm gonna throw up
False alarm
I'm getting all the ladies with my cool charm
When i get drunk I might even
Call my daddy a punk
Yeah, but only when i'm drunk

Yeah, only when i'm drunk
Only when i'm drunk
Yeah, only when i'm drunk
It happens only when i'm drunk

It goes one for the chronic
Two for the amnesia
I'm that crazy white boy with
The drinks in the freezer
Bust a one out, two out blitz type of rapper
That will get out of your seat
Quicker than a car jacker
Sippin' colt forty fever when I'm
Coolin' with my people
Got hoes in East Columbus like
I'm Billy D rico
'cause I move like i'm smooth
Like I'm Harry Belafonte
Lookin' for them suckers that jumped
My homie Le Le all up in this bitch with
The gin and Tanqueray
Drink like Mr wendal, smoke bud like Dr dre
But that's 'cause i'm old enough to
Do that type of shit
Goddamn, I gotta piss I pass
The mic to Mr shift
I get drunk and can't nobody whoop me
I'm trippin'
It must be that brew that that i was sippin'
Kickin' in
Guess I shouldn't have mixed it with the gin
'cause when I'm laying on my back
I can feel the room spin one too many
I reckon feelin' i got to hurl any second
Want to get up but can't move feels
Like I'm stuck in a groove
What the fuck was i trying to prove
I got a knack for downin' four-o's
All the hoes know them doobie bros
People call me Shift
I keep a fifth in my trunk
I might fuck an ugly bitch
But only when I'm drunk

Yeah, only when i'm drunk
Only when i'm drunk
Yeah, only when i'm drunk
It happens only when i'm drunk

Yeah, one two, one two only when i'm drunk