Crypt - Eulogy (Dax Diss) lyrics
[Crypt - Eulogy Dax Diss lyrics]
Welcome to Dax's Eulogy
He practically passed the noose to me
This is what happens when you get confused
And shoot at a true MC
Who's this dude think he's fooling?
He's just fueling me stupidly
Guess it's true since you used an extra
Year to get that school degree
We both graduated back in 2013
But you're a year older
I guess it was harder than it seemed
Retarded don't honor your mind state
Must be toking that Spice laced
This bitch's diss left me bored
To death for Christ sake
So I heard you had some words for
Me written down in a scheme
5 months after the fact, lets recap
To see what he means
He trashed me behind my back
He half assed his verse on my track
Even though I gave him the cash
That he asked for to make the rap
And then I put his ass on blast
For being fake as his chain that said Dax
And now he's aiming my
Way claiming I attacked, what is that?
Damn right I did this a walk in the park
And I'm suppose to bag up shit
Left by bitches, so let the carnage start
People tweeting me telling me that
I gotta go see what Dax said
So like you I had to take a Lil Peep
And what I did see? A bunch of sheep
Counted so much I fell asleep
Someone tell this G when you diss
Me don't do so carelessly
And now I think about it it's
Funny how we all sleep
Dax with his painted toes tucked
Up under his sheets
Cuddled up with bundles of money he
Scammed for on some beats
His ex sleeps with everyone
And all of y'all sleeping on me
Dax mad I ain't accept his fake apology
Acting like I'm Tory Lanez the way
He said I'm sorry G
Said he wants to make a make
Up track with me and Scru
But I told him screw you
I don't fuck you dude
Said he was praying for my
Family when my grandmother died
Posted in my comments 2 weeks after
Her soul went to fly
Acting like hes a saint to gain
Grace in the public eye
But ain't say shit to me and
Had my number the entire time
His heads so far up his ass it's
Why he thinks he's the shit
Cause every time he spit's fecal
Matter drips from his lips
Get him a cat scan
Cause this pussy's brain needs some help
Funny how I'm the fat man but
You're the one full of himself
You wanna say your freestyles are off
The dome and that's lame
The only thing undrafted is you when
You went for the NBA
Say you're better than me like it
Is a brag and a boast
But we've been on two tracks together -
I outrapped you on 'em both
Let's talk about all these verses
You reusing thinkin' you're hard
For someone so fit you sure are
Fuckin lazy with the bars
You stole the name of your diss
And acted like it's OG but homie
We know that Daniel likes to steal low key
And Daxnos was a trash diss
Filled with bad jokes
And Dax knows his ass is
Grass if he lashes forth
And Dax nose is filled with burned
Marks from all the coke
That he snorts to cope that his ass is alone
I'll take your D
Chop it off with whats left of your name
Give you this L
So you can put it right there in it's place
And that's the only way you're fly
How's that for word play?
Dax I can promise you that you
Don't wanna play this game
And now you wanna bitch that rap too fast
Well shut the fuck up and listen Dax
And if you even attempt to do what I can
You'll fail like you have as a Dad oh snap
That's what you told us in she cheated again
So either you lied about that
Or you're lying about this
Do you even have a kid? Or was
That shit fabricated from thin air?
Tryna get sympathy from a fake
Story you fibbed there
Medusa lookin ass, stone faced, emotionless
Stiff glares
He's so much of a snake that they
Took the place of his hair
Now snap me out of existence like
You said that you would
I'll come back with everything I have
And that won't be good
Do we need to talk about that
Night in 2012 in Nashville
Or maybe refer to it as
Suckin' dick for Cash-ville
7 figures to flex how quickly bitches forget
You were begging for checks in
2017 to pay rent
Acting so rich but your apartment
It ain't even furnished fuck a casket
I'ma burned his ass to ashes
Cause you earned it
Kendra cheated, she's not your Butler
So she wouldn't wait
But the entire time you were
Texting her friend Jayce
And had the hots for Janae, her own sister
Big Play you back at it like a bad habit
Being a snake this shit ain't new to you
You've been a liar your whole life
And got mad at me when I
Brought your true colors to light
Assassinate your character? Bitch I
Just revealed the shit
When you got 10 different artists
With the same story, you're a dick
You wanna hate on YouTube Rappers but
Shit now you need us
People at those shows don't know you
They there for Techa N9na
So put our names in the title
Call it a diss to get those numbers
And don't be a bitch
Tips from one YouTuber to another
He practically passed the noose to me
This is what happens when you get confused
And shoot at a true MC
Who's this dude think he's fooling?
He's just fueling me stupidly
Guess it's true since you used an extra
Year to get that school degree
We both graduated back in 2013
But you're a year older
I guess it was harder than it seemed
Retarded don't honor your mind state
Must be toking that Spice laced
This bitch's diss left me bored
To death for Christ sake
So I heard you had some words for
Me written down in a scheme
5 months after the fact, lets recap
To see what he means
He trashed me behind my back
He half assed his verse on my track
Even though I gave him the cash
That he asked for to make the rap
And then I put his ass on blast
For being fake as his chain that said Dax
And now he's aiming my
Way claiming I attacked, what is that?
Damn right I did this a walk in the park
And I'm suppose to bag up shit
Left by bitches, so let the carnage start
People tweeting me telling me that
I gotta go see what Dax said
So like you I had to take a Lil Peep
And what I did see? A bunch of sheep
Counted so much I fell asleep
Someone tell this G when you diss
Me don't do so carelessly
And now I think about it it's
Funny how we all sleep
Dax with his painted toes tucked
Up under his sheets
Cuddled up with bundles of money he
Scammed for on some beats
His ex sleeps with everyone
And all of y'all sleeping on me
Dax mad I ain't accept his fake apology
Acting like I'm Tory Lanez the way
He said I'm sorry G
Said he wants to make a make
Up track with me and Scru
But I told him screw you
I don't fuck you dude
Said he was praying for my
Family when my grandmother died
Posted in my comments 2 weeks after
Her soul went to fly
Acting like hes a saint to gain
Grace in the public eye
But ain't say shit to me and
Had my number the entire time
His heads so far up his ass it's
Why he thinks he's the shit
Cause every time he spit's fecal
Matter drips from his lips
Get him a cat scan
Cause this pussy's brain needs some help
Funny how I'm the fat man but
You're the one full of himself
You wanna say your freestyles are off
The dome and that's lame
The only thing undrafted is you when
You went for the NBA
Say you're better than me like it
Is a brag and a boast
But we've been on two tracks together -
I outrapped you on 'em both
Let's talk about all these verses
You reusing thinkin' you're hard
For someone so fit you sure are
Fuckin lazy with the bars
You stole the name of your diss
And acted like it's OG but homie
We know that Daniel likes to steal low key
And Daxnos was a trash diss
Filled with bad jokes
And Dax knows his ass is
Grass if he lashes forth
And Dax nose is filled with burned
Marks from all the coke
That he snorts to cope that his ass is alone
I'll take your D
Chop it off with whats left of your name
Give you this L
So you can put it right there in it's place
And that's the only way you're fly
How's that for word play?
Dax I can promise you that you
Don't wanna play this game
And now you wanna bitch that rap too fast
Well shut the fuck up and listen Dax
And if you even attempt to do what I can
You'll fail like you have as a Dad oh snap
That's what you told us in she cheated again
So either you lied about that
Or you're lying about this
Do you even have a kid? Or was
That shit fabricated from thin air?
Tryna get sympathy from a fake
Story you fibbed there
Medusa lookin ass, stone faced, emotionless
Stiff glares
He's so much of a snake that they
Took the place of his hair
Now snap me out of existence like
You said that you would
I'll come back with everything I have
And that won't be good
Do we need to talk about that
Night in 2012 in Nashville
Or maybe refer to it as
Suckin' dick for Cash-ville
7 figures to flex how quickly bitches forget
You were begging for checks in
2017 to pay rent
Acting so rich but your apartment
It ain't even furnished fuck a casket
I'ma burned his ass to ashes
Cause you earned it
Kendra cheated, she's not your Butler
So she wouldn't wait
But the entire time you were
Texting her friend Jayce
And had the hots for Janae, her own sister
Big Play you back at it like a bad habit
Being a snake this shit ain't new to you
You've been a liar your whole life
And got mad at me when I
Brought your true colors to light
Assassinate your character? Bitch I
Just revealed the shit
When you got 10 different artists
With the same story, you're a dick
You wanna hate on YouTube Rappers but
Shit now you need us
People at those shows don't know you
They there for Techa N9na
So put our names in the title
Call it a diss to get those numbers
And don't be a bitch
Tips from one YouTuber to another