Crypt, Zansation - Jake Paul Diss Track lyrics

Hi, what's it like to be you?
What's it like to be
Standing right beside you?
What's it like to be a
Dirty snake bitch bent
Over while the internet learns
What's inside you?
Crybaby Jake is thirsty for some acid
I know you're acting hard
So you can hide the fact you're flacid
Got mad when Banks took your girl
So you had a couple hiccups
Afraid to say the truth
Jakey couldn't get his dick up
Bruce Jenner is now a woman
And yet Jake is still a bigger lady
Tryna be like Slim but you're just
Way too fucking shady lately
I'm feeling bad for your mom who must admit
She gave birth to the
Internet's biggest half-witted bitch


You pretend to be the hero in
All of your shitty vids
But you lke to be manipulative
And play with little kids
Never thought it possible to
Cause so much extortion
Or make your momma wish she
Should've accepted your abortion
Taking up all of this murderous shit
Like oh my god bitch you stuck
Learning the pinnacle of this bitch
Is he just mad he fucked up?
Tell me to try to diss you
So I may get some recognition
I'd rather tape my face to a car
Exhaust and kick on the ignition
You're a fuck boy
You said it yourself so why must I repeat?
Go take your homeboy Erika and pay
Her to hit the sheets
Cause that's your thing
Right you use people and make up dirty lies
You've caused a mass of so much havoc
Even Logan cutting ties
Listen a minute to meaning
Within all the lyrical
Shit I be spitting cause Jakey definitively
Is the sight of a boy too busy
Comparing his dick in a world
Where nobody cares about your gains
Or shitty hype linguistics
You've got 7 year olds brainwashed
To suck all your popsticks

What's it like to be you? What's
It like to be famous?
What's it like to be hated
More than all in relation?
What's it like to be you?
With the issues I've appointed
What's it like to be
You Tube's biggest dissapointment?

Yo, fuck Jake Paul
He's a pussy that's soft
A bitch that can't even diss
Himself without getting lines crossed
But I'm detective Crypt and I'm ripping
These bars of yours apart
Imma show you line for line
How sorry you really are
You said "Go" 8 times in
Your 20 second intro
But you only "Get it" twice
Where'd the other 6 go?
I guess you're not a go-getter
A goaltender of peace and quiet
And nobody gives a fuck about
You "faking your wife"
And more things rhyme with Paul than
"all" and "y'all" and "flaws"
You call those bars? I call those awful shaws
That hide the size of your IQ
That is nice and small
You're wrong when you say you're chubby
To me that's an insult
You rhymed the same word twice atleast
A half a dozen times
That would only work on the
Line if the predecessor rhymed
But it don't
You don't know how to switch up your flow
Or even establish one with
Multi-syllable words to bestow
And you slurp more on the track
Than an icey that's froze
You say you're twenty
But your rhymes examplify a 10 year old
This is what happens when Jake watches
8 Mile for the first time
Thinking he's B-Rabbit so much that
He's jacking his lines
Saying "fuck the free world" but
That's a fictitional group
Because in real life "free world" means
There ain't no communism dude
Do some fucking research before you rap
Stop trying to act like you're from
8 Mile across the tracks
And Max is the man that stood up to your plan
Now you're angry like a little kid
But you still did the sin yo I'm
Spitting and ripping the witt of a menace
I'm flipping the script and
I'm slitting your wrists
And I'm flexing to finish him get
Him with a bit of venom
I'm venomous with a pen
I guess adrenaline benefit's
Whatever infamous Animus rift that I
Spit up in this
A definitive winner will end up with a bit of
Inner killer while the other is a bitch

What's it like to be you? What's
It like to be famous?
What's it like to be hated
More than all in relation?
What's it like to be you?
With the issues I've appointed
What's it like to be
You Tube's biggest dissapointment?