Crypt - Rap Or Die lyrics

Hi detective, I want to play a game

Fuck y'all and the shit you try to do to me
Y’all don't even understand the can
Of worms you just opened
You better hope these ropes can hold me
Cause if I'm let go I know
I’ll go and choke you slowly
It ain't no joke the old
Me is ghost like holy
Behold these stones I'm boldly throwing
Over these beats that phonies
Won't compete soley
Cause they know the smoke
Will show their defeat

(Ah) i'm not like the rest that you capture
Y'all gonna get a handful from me
If you thinkin' of makin' me
Be just like the masses
I’m the captain of my own ship
Fuck y’alls seas

I'll sail this ocean and I’ll do it my way
Do whatever you want but my
Mind you won't change
You can tie me up like some little bitches
Afraid of these things that I say
In five or less minutes
But you're witnessing a miracle happen
You put me on a trap
Beat like the rest thinkin'
I’d cave but im lyrical rappping
The fact that you'd think I'd switch it up
Just because you're waving a
Gun is laughable
Unfathomable and very irrational rapping
This fast is a passion of mine
And im insurpasable so pass me the plaque
I'm the best in the pack and that's factual
Ask 'em why I'm wack and they
Say that I'm too grammtical
But actually I mastered a craft that
Their favorite can't adapt to

(yeah) so whatcha tryna do now?
Get me to change my flow?
Want me to slow it down? Rap about hoes?
Pullin' in all this dough?
How drugs are good and school is bad?
Drink some lean pop some pills
And get a face tat?
If thats what it takes to
Be a rapper these days
Put that gun to brain and
Fuckin' blow it back

You want me to "Rap or Die"
Well that's the fuckin' same thing
Ever since this mumbling shit
Made it's way into the game
You've got an abundance of
Puppets that are redundant
Take a hundred hit songs and
They sound the same there's a trap
Beat playin I'll give a Motherfucker
Hundred dollars if he can tell
Me what he is sayin'
Since you want it that bad I'll give it a go
Just please rap don't take my soul

Cookin up dope' speed in the rov'
Leavin' that bitch on the road
Codeine and coke food for my soul
Bitch give me head cause she broke
Weed I will smoke cause I am woke
Bitch on my dick like a flag on a pole
Blunts I will roll what do you know
Y'all motherfuckers are a joke

(Yo) so I'm sitting back and
Laughing at you bitches
Acting like you have but you
Are lackin' half of the
Rapping skill that I have imagine the havoc
That I could pass on the planet if
I rapped as fast as I can
Rip through the atmosphere and
Smash all the granite
But I'm not gonna let it happen anytime soon
Until then just enjoy all
These wack ass tunes
From these dudes that'll pop
Like a fuckin' balloon
When Tales From The Crypt drops
All you rappers are through