Crywank - Roll-on Deoderant lyrics
[Crywank - Roll-on Deoderant lyrics]
Put me under your arm
I'm not stingy like a jellyfish so
I won't do you no harm
Well I'm your roll on deodorant baby
I'm specialist goo
You can buy me from a superstore
And roll me all over you
Well I'm your roll on deodorant hubby
I'm like a small bald man
I'm an antiperspirant that does not
Come in a can
Well I'm your roll on deodorant darling
And I smell artificial
I'm a dangerous nuclear weapon
I'm a super fragrant missile
I spent 3 weeks in a factory
And 4 days on a shelf
And now I'm on your dresser
For the foreseeable future
I spent 3 weeks in a factory
And 4 days on a shelf
And now I'm on your dresser
For the foreseeable future
Well I'm your roll on deodorant sexy
Silky fine to the touch
Soft and squishy like a teddy bear
Or a reservoir of pus
Well I'm your roll on deodorant poo poo
Kestrel for a knave
I'm a never-ending worm squiggling
Through a rave
I spent 3 days in a factory
And 4 weeks on a shelf
And now I'm on your dresser
For the foreseeable future
I spent 3 days in a factory
And 4 weeks on a shelf
And now I'm on your dresser
For the foreseeable future
Well I'm your roll on deodorant pal
And I'm all inclusive
I've got full control of your mind but
I promise I won't abuse it
Yeah I got you a present
Can you guess it? it's me!
I'm roll on deodorant and I'm gonna
Roll all over your body
I spent 3 days in a factory
And 4 weeks on a shelf
And now I'm on your dresser
For the foreseeable future
I spent 3 days in a factory
And 4 weeks on a shelf
And now I'm on your dresser
For the foreseeable future