CunninLynguists - Old School lyrics

Before R kelly had his teens
Wu Tang had their CREAM
Slick Rick had his rings
Crack rock had it's fiends
Martin Luther had his dreams
Stevie Wonder could sing
Or Elvis was king Hip-Hop was on the scene

Nah meeeeen
Go back like Hitchcocks' hairline
Taught Fred Estaire how to pop
Lock in my spare time
I caught a ride on Noah's ark
Cus I had a pair of Puma's
And two chickens on my arm

That's true and when I came through
Noticed Noah was first to "check 1, check 2"

Guess who rescued Repunzel
Climbing up her gold weave
Then made her braid her hair like Alicia Keys

Before EPMD met golddiggers fuckin for VISAs
I was the first to pimp Jezebel and Mona Lisa
And made em famous way
Before Eminem could flow
Even ran trizz with JFK on Marilyn Monroeoh

"Blow the spot with some old
School shit" - Rah
Digga on Talib Kweli's "Down For The Count"
"I'm so old school"- Jay-Z off
Of "Jigga That Nigga"
"I'm old school like my dad is"- J-Ro
On De La Soul's "My Writes"
"True, that's old school"- Yasiin Bey
Off of "Very Well"
"I'll bust that old school boom bap all
Over this map"- Declaime
On Lootpacks's "Episodes"
"From the old school I
Consider loyally true" -
Big Punisher off of "You Came Up"

I'm so old school I was at
The first supper serving soulfood
And Arroz con Pollo'
But I bet you had no clue
That pilgrims were the first to
Name women after produce
And that was the first Road
Rules without toll booths
Even when Adam and Eve sat by the weed tree
I told Eve
"Please don't tell him touch my weed leaves"
But after I showed him Cypress Hill
He loved fire then Eve left and became the
First lady of Ruff Riders

Had a horse carriage, sitting on dubs
Coasting smacked the thoroughbred in the ass
And hit the 3-wheel motion
Since a Frank and Jesse James
Shoot-out in the streets
Had a scoundrel c-walkin'
Shootin' bullets at his feet

I had Michalangelo put down
The horsehair brushes
Started doing end to end burners on buses
Trust this, put King Midas' touch to use
He grabbed my bead necklace now
I'm rockin truck jewels

When lightin' struck Ben Frank's kite
And sent currents through
He was the first to electric boogaloo
The wop, robot and helicopter on the pavement
And in amazement, he was even Harlem-Shakin'

"Blow the spot with some old
School shit" - Rah
Digga on Talib Kweli's "Down For The Count"
"I'm so old school"- Jay-Z off
Of "Jigga That Nigga"
"I'm old school like my dad is"- J-Ro
On De La Soul's "My Writes"
"True, that's old school"- Mos Def
On BlackStarr's "Very Well"
"I'll bust that old school boom bap all
Over this map"- Declaime
On Lootpacks's "Episodes"
"From the old school I
Consider loyally true"-
Big Pun off of "You Came Up"

Transylvania was flossed out but
The facts have changed
Like, me selling Dracula some platinum
Caps for his fangs
Throwing daisy dukes upon that
Mary Magdeline dame and she ran game
Tricked me up out my platinum chain

I had American Indians sending
Smoke signals with hydro
Giving villages contact matching
Blunts with Tonto
Spellin SOS with my eyes closed
Even battled Henry the Eighth
With my rhyme flow
And made his wives my hoes

I told Jesus that GZA
Said sandles were feminine
So he copped some shelltoes
And suede Timberlands
Remember when KRS ripped Shan? Do ya homework
That was Amadeus playing the Bridge Is Over

Moses parted two tables with a
Mixer and played great
With his DJ crates before him
We played tapes
I sipped fine wine with Einstein
Back in the days
M c square was his stage name
And he rocked gray braids

That was before we could sit and play
Kid N Play
Or Nefertiti rocked the first flat-top fade
But anyway flip through ya history books
You'll see about a million pictures
Of these infamous crooks cunninlynguists!

"Old School" "Word"