Cypress Hill - Dr. Greenthumb - Explicit LP Version lyrics

Hello, I'm Dr greenthumb
Have you ever had the problem
Of running out of weed
And just can't find some anywhere?
Well try my Dr greenthumb grow tips
I'll show you how to grow inside and out
From seed to clone, and the best homegrown
And if you're afraid of those pesky
Pork choppers in the sky
No worries, we'll fix them too
With one of our Dr
Greenthumb 'Sizzlean' screens
To block the nosy pig's vision
Don't believe me? Just ask one of my many
Satisfied clients here Jed Sanders
How well it works
Hyuh, hyuh, hello mah name is Jaid
And ahm a farmer and I've been growin
Mary-jah-wana fer about twenty years and uhh
Uhh, with Dr greenthumb's 'Sizzlean' screen
I don't hafta point my shotgun
At them pesky porkers no more
Thanks Dr green, you're tha shit

Yes, Dr greenthumb's got it all
I guarantee it try my book and you'll have
The chronic in no time
Lighter flicks Dial 1-800-713-GROW
Inhaling noise That's 1-800
Cough cough inhale
Lighter flicks 713 cough cough
G inhale R inhale O W

"Hello Dr greenthumb, paging Dr greenthumb!"

(B-Real) hello my name is Dr greenthumb
I'd like to tell you just where I'm from
In the hills where the trees
Grow wild with weed fields
The fucking pigs with shields
Holding the blue steels
Greenhouse effect with the weed connect
(Doctor) DEA can't keep Greenthumb
In check (Doctor)
HPS, God Bless the whole crop
Please God, don't let me see no cops
Trunkload, ready to hit the highway
Don't let the eye in the sky fly my way
Or we gonna have big trouble, that's no shit
Can't be growin without no permit
But fuck that, I study the 215 trip
That way when they come they can suck my dick
Weed can't grow without attention
Hello my name is Dr greenthumb
(B-Real) Hello my name is Dr greenthumb
(SenDog) Hello my name is Dr greenthumb!
(B-Real) I'd like to tell you
Just where I'm from
(SenDog) Hello my name is Dr greenthumb
(B-Real) Hello my name is Dr greenthumb
(SenDog) Hello my name is Dr greenthumb!
(B-Real) I'd like to tell you
Just where I'm from
(SenDog) Aiyyo Dr greenthumb
Come on back one time!

(B-Real)
People can't live without the herb man
If not they'd be drinkin
And drivin and swervin
But thanks to Dr greenthumb weed grow
In the backyard or inside with hydro
To the cush plant brushin a tangerine dream
Tasty, blowin a fuckin smokescreen
Cycles of weed are constantly grown
Somebody give me the razor to cut groves
I'd like to stop, but it feels so good
Horny plants stinkin up my whole neighborhood
DEA never wanna leave green alone
But never ever ever got a warrant for my home
What that funny sound knockin at the door
(Open up it's the DEA)
Sorry Greenthumb can't talk no more
Please don't follow me into the sun
Hello my name is Dr greenthumb 1 2

(B-Real) out from the lab, no need for rehab
If I can't drive then call me a cab (taxi)
In my closet the weed is dried out
Like Eiht said, ain't no place to hide out
I don't wanna buy no weed from no cop
Get locked up and they close up my shop
That's why I buy no weed from no one
That's why they call me Dr greenthumb
The scientifical, mystical one
Growin my crops with the rays of the sun
Come one come all and see how it's done
If you see the pigs there's no need to run
Cause some of these pigs
Are down with Greenthumb
But, you never know what be the outcome
You see the photo in the album
The weed is growin like my erection
Look I never told you where I was from
Some call me Real, but I'm Dr greenthumb

Dr greenthumb
Doctor, your Bulova plant needs
Special tending to
Doctor, we need more oxygen we need more CO2
Doctor, Dr greenthumb you're needed
Doctor, dahyahahahhh doctor