Cypress Hill - Stoned Is The Way Of The Walk - LP Version lyrics
[Cypress Hill - Stoned Is The Way Of The Walk - LP Version lyrics]
Stoned is the way of the walk
Well, it's the alley cat puffin'
On a hootie rat
Some think I'm a criminal but yo
I ain't all of that
Hit cha with the baseball bat and ya wanna
Ill though wanna mess around, you get
Fucked on the hill, bro
Kick it like a steel toe, real slow
Hit's from the bong
Make me feel like Cheech and
I'm kickin' it wit' Chong
Just like Cheech and Chong
Frontin' with ice cream
Cypress hill is here to give you a nice dream
Speak it like a rolla' and
You know it's rolled tightly
I'm like the funky beat, so
Why ya tryin' ta fight me?
Pigs often site me, that's not polite, G
And any hour of the day ya know I might be
Harassed by a pig, real fast
They wanna Rodney King me
Always tryin'a crown my ass
Ain't got no class, no class
I hit they' ass like the Buddha that's stinky
They wanna scruff but
They just so rinky dinky
I'm the freaka, the one who freaks the funk
Sen gots the Philly
And he's gonna light the blunt
Sippin' at the curfew makes me go koo koo
Somthin' like loco then turn in
To this loo coo
Binggin the beta, yea, now the funk is risen
Got the beta bass and the nasal highzen
As I kick a trip
It comin' straight from my siness
Crazy nasal vocals cannot make
The hotties loco i remember sista Maggie
Breast were kinda saggy
Honeyed up a twenty even when I had no money
She said, "Pay me back with some Latin dick
Sonnie" well, I neva' went out and
I don' think I'm gonna just for some Buddha
She wanted me ta bone her
Deminin', ya think, ya meanin'
I got somethin' for the hoes
Ta be skeamin' on i'm the Buddha
Real take a trip ta hoota'ville
I'll throw ya out the door
Of my big blue siville
Then light another joint, this
Ain't no exploitation, point
'Cause we are the ones stonein' in
The ways of the mastas
Stoned is the way of the walk
Stoned is the way of the walk
Stoned is the way of the walk
Stoned is the way of the walk
Hit they ass, hit they ass
Make the Buddha get stinky
Alas, captain, there's a ship in sight
Blast 'em