Cypress Hill - Weed Man lyrics

You know, there are times when
You run out of weed
There's no one you can call
But at last there is one person
You can call - Weed Man

(B-Real)
I've had drop dates with no weed to smoke
No roaches, no nothin' when I need to toke
Damn, where can I find some shit to puff on
Damn I need the kye cause
It's gettin' tough on me (me)
Cause, I'm a lumberjack and tree's
Get chopped up and packed up and sold to D
Bolo's are free, did you hold one fee?
Herchers for the herbics no
Waterin' the seeds
Some of your friends just really see me
Cause sussin' this, losin' no GHC
The pigs always wanna PH me
My gush hit's harder than some GHB
But some of these swine wanna hit off mine
I just sit back, recline
And never waste time
I'm the lead man, you read man, you need man
Call me and all inhale- "The Weed Man"

(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , gettin' me HIGH!
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , gettin' me HIGH!

(B-Real)
You can always call me all day, all light
Service with a smile, make you feel all right
(yeah)
From college heads, co-ex and dreadlocks
Lawyers, teachers, doctors buy my stock
So many call on me for what I got
So many try to compete to take my spot
Caked out, how many dimes dropped?
How many times I lost one of my plots?
The competiton was to knock me out
The DEA want to lock me out
Broke in my home tryin' to sock me out
But the true blue stoners never locked me out
I'm easy to find, call me whenever
You need some green and I'll
Make you feel better
I'm the lead man, you read man, you need man
Call me and inhale - "The Weed Man"

(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , gettin' me HIGH!

(B-Real)
I'm the most well-loved, bringin' the bud
Stickin' the club up
Everybody ridin' my nuts
What? You say you want credit?
You must be high
There's no free rides on my supply
Unless you're one of my friends
You need no ends
Just sit back and wait for the joint to begin
But, if you know someone in
Need of this weed leaf
You can take my number down and beep me
I'll hook you up if you look me up
Just don't give my number to a rookie huh!
Then I'll cut you off and brush you off
Never trust you and won't dicuss your loss
I'm the lead man, you read man, you need man
Call me and inhale - "The Weed Man"

(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , gettin' me HIGH!
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , Weed Man, Weed Man
(Inhale, exhale) , gettin' me HIGH!

There it is motherfuckers
You run out of weed
Call somebody like me and I'll hook you up
No stems
No seeds and things that you don't need
That's right! I'm the Weed Man
Don't trip I got gush, for a high price ho