Dan Bull - 10 Years of Borderlands letra de (lyrics)

Buh, hah! Hello,   Pandora fans
Hello,   Pandora fans hello, Pandora fans
We’re riding back to the Moon and back
I  said hello, Pandora fans
We’re  riding back to the Borderlands

Every brilliant story begins with a vault
And  if this is familiar, well
It isn’t my fault
This vault was a rumour, full of fat loot
Sir sit back
Bun a fat zoot and let me ask you ah
What would you do for
Such spoils and plunder?
Would  you face pain, shame, flame
Cold and hunger?
Assault whole bunkers, wholly outnumbered?
If you answered "yes" to all of the above
Then you’re a Vault Hunter
See? You’re hardly an angel
Leave that to the Guardian Angel
The key to the vault is your grail
Better get the pieces
If you falter, you fail
Your goal is to dwell in
This world and inhale
Up a whole different way of living
Ultimate sell
With the screws and the nuts and
The bolts and the nails
And the rust and the dust and
The road and the rail
This is Paradise Lost and
You’re going to Hell
With eighty-seven bazillion volts
In your tail
Now let me tell the revoltingest tale
Full of mudslinging, salt and betrayal
Hop on the carousel and keep
A hold of yourself
‘Cause the slower you roll then
The colder the trail oi, Patricia Tannis
Can you tell us what the plan is?
'Cause it's as if we cannot
Trust anybody on the planet
You’re a hell of a fierce woman
Helena Pierce
Couldn’t tell if your tears were
Really steaming your goggles
But not everything is as it
Appears as your Pandora peers
We should have seen you were trouble
See, now you’ve got the Vault Key
Seems your plan’s faulty
It’s about to be stole by the Crimson Lance
Oh jeez so, who’s the vermin agent that’s
Commanding them to steal?
Got to be nominative determination
It’s Commandant Steele
It’s time to clap back so I call up Claptrap
He’s like, "What’s that in the back?"
This track slaps, it’s like crack
You can’t get enough of it
Couple lines of filler
Dripping bars for the uff of it
To flourish here, got to be hard
Toughen up a bit
Borderlands is my jam and I’m loving it
Giving no fucks, open that vault up
Hold up, something’s holed up, woah, oh fuck

Stop the clocks, the status quo is broken
Stop all the clocks, Pandora’s Box is open
Stop the clocks, the status quo is broken
Stop all the clocks, Pandora’s Box is open

Whoops! You popped the vault’s cherry
Unsettling what was all buried
Scary monsters, got to get rid of ‘em
What’s left? A big bukkake of Eridium
Ready for the clean up
By even badder criminals
How can you beat them? You
Don't even have the minerals
You’re dealing with the pinnacle, trust
Killing all you little fools, minimal fuss
Hyperion, he’s really running
Militantly tyranny
By getting the eridium by any necessary means
It’s Handsome Jack with the rapid expansion
Got to keep topping that financial stack
So let's cancel that, take his mansion back
Have him living in a council flat
No Sanctuary, nah, this is our domain
Safe space from which we dish out the pain
Crimson Raiders kill invaders
Been doing this thing for ages
Like it isn’t dangerous
Didn’t think our little angel traitorous
'Til the day that she betrayed us
Base incinerated but then Lilith saved it
'Cause it is a spaceship
This is just the beginning page
Good gracious! What an outrageous play
Mr shakespeare
Who the heck's stepping up next to the stage?
It’s a young lady, you might have seen her
She's a pyromaniac, it's Tiny Tina
About as far from a ballerina
You could find
Serving up havoc like subpoenas
Now we’re really getting manic
With the beer-bellied mechanic
And it’s Ellie twisting spanners
Like tagliatelle metallic
And everybody who inhabit's the
Planet's in panicked shock
Except perhaps one man, that's Sir Hammerlock
Have a look through the binoculars
His lens even blurrier than Oculus
Got arms all around like an octopus
Stop popping off shots at the populace
And now Moxxi’s mad, I’ll have what she had
Unless it’s oxycotin, I do not need that
She’s a cosplay hottie, fact
But how's anybody going to top these hats?
Nevermind that, got to stop these prats
So fucking give us back that Vault Key, Jack
Better not wake up that rock creature
For a handsome man, you’re an ugly chap
Well, imagine my shock, final boss, beat that
Clichéd ending, predictable plot piece, ah
Wait a fricking minute, look
What’s this map?
No rest for the wicked, huh? Cut to black

Seems time has stopped, tock-tick
Rewind the clocks, tock-tick
T-minus nought, tock
Lunar tick, back to the moon and back

Off to the moon and it’s full of lunatics
Scavs, miners, archaeologists and fugitives
The lifestyle under Dahl’s rather punitive
Inclusively like a unisex crucifix
And this human intervention was the Eucharist
Mother Nature doesn’t take to
Getting two fingers in the crater like you
Wouldn’t lose your shit
So as soon as it went boom and split
The crackening was happening and Jack?
He knew to get to the tip
Then he’d have to become ruthless
Under the tutelage of an abusive bitch
But he got used to it, gave it a new twist
Like people who call nuclear: "nucular"
So close, yet removed from the nucleus
No nuclear family, youth was unhappy
Reduced him to angry then
Dude killed his granny established a pattern
He whacked off his manager but not by wanking
No, Jack toppled Tassiter
Grabbing his throat, he strangled the bastard
Look, still got his trophy goatee
Have a look now he’s shacking up in Helios
That nobody covets so much as the Legion does
They capture it, Jack's a bit miffed
Understandably
So he sends some mercenaries into low gravity
Ramming deep down underground
Cleaning cavities
Like a gang of dentists sent to depravity
Yeah, he might be training up
An army of robots
But, if they’re not harming you, so what?
Don’t knock! It’s not notable
Enough to remark upon
So shut up, lock targets on Zarpedon
Then choose to pop open that vault
If you don’t know Jack
That’s your own damn fault (Hit it)

Watch the clock, tick-tock, tick-tock
Watch the clock, what time you clocking off?
Watch the clock, tick-tock, tick-tock
Watch the clock, sleeves up, watches off

Rhys’s peace is about to crack
When he sees a key up for
Grabs on the black market
I’ll take that, thank you (Thank you)
Now Rhys is a man bankrupt, bad luck
Damn, if only he’d have known
It was bogus, a phony, a hoax
He’d have ganged up with Fiona the chancer
She knows every scam ever wrote
In the damn book going to get, going to get
Going to get that money back
But, I can’t get you out
Of my head, not funny, jack
Progress' slower than a tortoise walks
Until the Gortys Core
Showed them vaults galore shore to shore
I’m sure I said already but I’ll say again
So many, there’s a smorgasbord, awkward dork
But when you’re hijacked by Jack
Both boys and girls will be
Behind like a bike rack
I don’t want to be Handsome Jack’s puppet
So there’s only one answer, that’s "Fuck it"
Bring the whole thing down
Crashing to the surface, looking back
Life now has a bigger purpose
Cash is fucking worthless unless
It can be spent
Fed up of living life at like seventy percent
Hope you’re ready for the next episode
Oi, oi, oi, oi! Smoke Skags every day

But wait, there's more! Gracious lord
We’ve awakened an ancient force
Lilith and the raiders have
Brought the vault map
But Dahl have attacked and
They won’t pull back
Dropping gas, whole place getting jacked
Like The8thHawk
Better get away and escape with a phasewalk
Save Vaughn from infected bandit's so
We can gather samples
And invent the antidote
Tannis isn’t at a level at
Which she can master this
So Cassius asks them if they’ll
Acid trip to the mountain
But who’s that? Talon, Mordecai’s in trouble
Get the Moonshot Cannon, ramming into Helios
So get packing to meet a boss
We believe is from Saturn
Take pieces of it, yeah
Pull them out of Uranus
The power contained within
It’s bloody outrageous
I guess this infection’s affecting us a lot
Being heckled by Hector is
Messing up the plot
Better stop that man while we can
While we’ve got a chance
Because his plants are buggering up our plans
Just look at his lab
It’s full of failed experiments
Hypothesis, what a prick, here’s the evidence
Now Cassius is overcome with nastiness
So perhaps the vaccine is within
His ass, in fact, it is
Let’s get extracting it and then
Go back to Sanctuary
The place stinks like an
Outdated pack of anchovies lilith goes ham
Completely tearing up the place
Borderlands need saving for yet another day