Dan Bull - Zombie Rap (I’m a Zombie) lyrics

I'm a zombie life is lonely
I stroll through the night hoping
Somebody might hold me hold me closely
Grow to know me will you be my bro, please,?
Can I call you homie?
Why, hi! Fancy meeting you
What a great delight!
Why's a face as nice as thine
About so late at night?
In case you'd like to join me
I'm about to take a hike
Wait! Why are you heading off
So quick without saying goodnight?
My etiquette's refined sensitive and kind
No resemblance to the lies
I'm a gentleman defined
But until thе sun rises
You hole up in your house
And quarantinе yourself
Though I'm not horrid for your health!
I'm only waiting in the doorway!
When are you coming out?
I want to play chase
Gonna follow you to hell!

I'm gonna follow you! I'm gonna follow you!
I'm gonna follow you whether or
Not you want me to! I'm gonna follow you!
I'm gonna follow you!
I'm gonna follow you forever
What you gonna do?

I'm a zombie polite and unimposing
I've been wrongly described as revolting
And quite frankly, I find that insulting
I'm a nice guy who happens to be moulding!
Am I shallow? Hell no!
I'm attracted to your brains!
Something tells me they'll be
Exactly to my taste!
That really ain't vanilla
Remaking 'Thriller'
Rip off your limbs and make a body pillow
Real lady killer! The stuff on my shopping
List isn't often fresh
But, I've got the best recipe for
Spuds and some rotten flesh!
Let's watch a box set netflix and kill!
Oh, what a mess
I'm guessing ketchup was spilled come back!

I'm gonna follow you! I'm gonna follow you!
I'm gonna follow you whether or
Not you want me to! I'm gonna follow you!
I'm gonna follow you!
Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

I'm a zombie i want you to love me
I've waited for you so long
And now I'm getting hungry you look lovely
Succulently scrummy i need you inside me
Satisfy my tummy
You can hear me coming through
The walls all muffled
How are we gonna scuffle then?
Sword or knuckles? I see you punch trees
No wonder Steve's so supple
Call me green aki
Can I squeeze those muscles? Me so subtle
Please don't struggle you've got it muddled
I'm not looking for trouble
Just want a cuddle
And I'm puzzled why I get rebuttals
When I try to nuzzle and snuggle
Now come on, let my brothers join the huddle!

We're gonna follow you!
We're gonna follow you!
We're gonna follow you whether or
Not you want us to! We're gonna follow you!
We're gonna follow you!
Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?

We are slowly decomposing
Our clothes are holding our bowels
And our bones in
Bones that are slathered in guacamole
One day, I'll be a skeleton
'Til then, we're getting cozy
What force brought us here though?
Was it Notch or George Romero?
We're not so sure, but the more you avoid us
The more that we're sure that you'll join us
(Join us)
The zombie nation keeps increasing population
We live a simple life free from complication
Chase you in the night
And making basic conversation
Honestly, the aim isn't
Creating confrontation
We're a like-minded community
Now join our congregation!
You're free to leave at any time
There's no obligation!
We'll just need to confiscate your
Brain to keep for compensation
So we thank you in
Advance for your cooperation!

We're gonna follow you!
We're gonna follow you!
We're gonna follow you whether or
Not you want us to! We're gonna follow you!
We're gonna follow you!
Gonna follow you forever, what you gonna do?
What's the use? What's the use?
What's the use in all the fuss?
Once, we were one of you now
You'll be one of us! One of us!