Dan Bull - Fall Guys lyrics

There will probably be some
Introductory vocals here
Maybe even these placeholder ones
We'll see how lazy I really am

Fall, fall,  fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall,  fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Come one, come all, it's a horny
Porny sight to see
Five dozen buggers rubbing
Side-by-side excitedly
Fall guys and gals and non-binaries
All dressed so swell, all kinds of fineries
About to be knocked out as bad
As Bernie in the primaries
'Til we can finally decide and
See who'll run this dynasty
Is it a silly game or
An allegory for society?
A biting satire of capitalistic primacy?
Or is it just a bit of shit's and giggles
In which you can kick a little kid
Off of a cliff and giggle spitefully?
We can right this silly rivalry
Here privately, non-violently
But rioting done quietly's a
Kind of weird irony
Dear diary, we'd like to live in harmony
But harming each other's providing
Half of the economy
This is a hell of a race
It isn't minor league
Pissing in an elephant's face
Tinkle those ivories

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
It's a messy battle
Mixed with a lucky raffle
Imagine Human: Fall Flat
Inside Takeshi's Castle
Gang Beasts fornicating and
Breeding with Fortnite
Now you've thought a thought
Thought of Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Never let the competitors get
The better of us, nah
Forever trekking 'til we get to the top
It's a long way down and it's a one way drop
Only when we hit the ground
Are we gonna say stop
It's a family-friendly knockout
Don't rock out with your cock out
And Kanye West has certainly come
On since College Dropout
But people crowd around to see
The wildest foul shit
Like Thatcher selling off council housing
And now you're down for the
Count without a doubt
So tell us how that shit felt
When you failed and fell
This isn't clowning 'round
There is a crown to be held
And I can tell you now without
Fail that pound for pound
I'm bound to proudly prevail so bow down
And bounce or I'll huff and puff
And pound your house down
But this fairytale won't be very fair
Without giving my furry fella, Oliver Age 24
A shout out

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
It's a messy battle
Mixed with a lucky raffle
Imagine Human: Fall Flat
Inside Takeshi's Castle
Gang Beasts fornicating and
Breeding with Fortnite
Now you've thought a thought
Thought of Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

After Fall Guys, we'll go to Five Guys
And get some fried fries, yes
I said "fried fries"
To keep the rhymes tight
Need to bend the guidelines
Now you see what trying to keep
Regular content relevant online's like
Jumping in the battle like a white knight
I'm overreacting and charging at ya
Call me "ion-stein"
You've got to be this high to ride my D
That's a polite euphemism to
Describe my penis
Willy, booby, poo, wee, bottom
Cup these juicy plums and suck 'em
Hey, look, I asked Mediatonic for money
In exchange for keeping this song clean
And they declined so fuck 'em

Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em
Fuckity, fuckity fuck, fuckity fuck, fuck
Fuck 'em
Fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em, fuck 'em fuck!

Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
It's a messy battle
Mixed with a lucky raffle
Imagine Human: Fall Flat
Inside Takeshi's Castle
Gang Beasts fornicating and
Breeding with Fortnite
Now you've thought a thought
Thought of Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys
Fall, fall, fa-fall, fall, fall, Fall Guys

Disclaimer don't fuck Mediatonic
Legal reasons