Dan Bull - Rust lyrics

Where are my trousers?
Where are my trousers?

One morning I woke up with such a bad head
I thought I'd been hit by a tow truck
(smack) no such luck
Look down and notice that I'm wearing no top
No socks and no trousers, oh fock
Bit's and bobs jiggling around so much
I'm a walking promotion for Botox
How did I get here? Why am I naked?
I better grab a rock and
Decide what my fate is

I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, I'm a little overwhelmed
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound?

Said, how did I get here? Why am I naked?
I better grab a rock and
Decide what my fate is
I put the pieces together like Kojak
A bit of wood and a bit
Of stone is a stone axe
What a throwback, Homo erectus
Hope you know Latin 'cause I'm
Whacking your solar plexus
Stay away from my camp
You and your mans ran in
Crafting and aiming at you with a hand cannon
Defending my base, I stand on my feet
I'm nude but you won't get
Your hands on my meat
I'm planning to eat, build bigger
Better houses but for now I guess I better
Get a pair of trousers

I'm just a naked man, running around
Hold on a minute, baby, look what I've found
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound?

Shh, I'm a bare man fighting a bear, man
I don't need bare man
I do it with my bare hands
I'm gonna track a deer
Follow the hoof prints
Till I come across a box full of blueprints
Now I can do things like a civilized man
But, I'll still kill anything that moves
With the thing in my hand
It's been a nice chat but I'm still gonna
Stick a knife in the guy's back
Don't trust anybody
Not even your best friend
It's an act, better put it on the West End
Let's not pretend, human nature has changed
Man still naked, behaving like a caveman

I'm just a naked man, running around
Hold on a minute
Why's there blood on the ground?
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling
Rustling sound?