Dan Reeder - Pussy Heaven lyrics
[Dan Reeder - Pussy Heaven lyrics]
Cost nine cents an hour
Which ain't norwegian union scale but hell
You know I'm there
They retire at 20 with a house on a fjord
And when they're out of money they
Just go and get some more
And if you think it through
You'll find as I found
They're just ain't enough pussy
Heaven to go around
And if all the Chinese hit
The brakes at one time
The whole goddamn planet would stop on a dime
And one side would burn up and
The other side would freeze
So if you feel the need to
Pity someone you can pity me
And if you think it through
You'll find as I found
They're just ain't enough pussy
Heaven to go around
And the moral of this
Story is perfectly clear
While one guy walks
The other sit's on daddy's lap and steers
One cup is made of silver and
The other's made of clay
The rich don't ever seem to
Know they're rich anyway
And if you think it through
You'll find as I found
They're just ain't enough pussy
Heaven to go around
And if we all bred ponies and
Sailed boats across the sea
Imagine for a minute what a
Mess that would be
Cause who would drive the garabage trucks
And who would sing the blues
And how could guys like me afford
To buy a pair of shoes?
And if you think it through
You'll find as I found
They're just ain't enough pussy
Heaven to go around