Darwin Deez - (800) HUMAN lyrics
[Darwin Deez - 800 HUMAN lyrics]
Are you sick of not existing?
Does your halo just not flatter your face?
Feel brand new in just three easy payments
Try it free what it’s like to be but wait
There’s more! The sky is not the limit
The body you have always wanted
Let us put you in it
Bad karma? No karma? You, too, can get a life
And it’s all for the low, low price of
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be alive
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be human
No returns and no exchanges and of course
At first you won’t know what
Your fucking name is
Void where prohibited or if your lover leaves
Putrefaction guaranteed
Just call the number on your screen (800)
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be alive
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be human
On Earth as it is in heaven
Condemned to be free
And yes, even angels fall for legalese
So lead us not into late-night TV
But deliver us no CODs
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be alive
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be human
'Cause all anybody knows
Is how the jingle goes 'Cause all anyone
Is how the jingle goes
'Cause all, 'cause all
'Cause all, 'cause all
'Cause all anyone knows
Is how the jingle goes
Does your halo just not flatter your face?
Feel brand new in just three easy payments
Try it free what it’s like to be but wait
There’s more! The sky is not the limit
The body you have always wanted
Let us put you in it
Bad karma? No karma? You, too, can get a life
And it’s all for the low, low price of
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be alive
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be human
No returns and no exchanges and of course
At first you won’t know what
Your fucking name is
Void where prohibited or if your lover leaves
Putrefaction guaranteed
Just call the number on your screen (800)
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be alive
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be human
On Earth as it is in heaven
Condemned to be free
And yes, even angels fall for legalese
So lead us not into late-night TV
But deliver us no CODs
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be alive
What it’s like to be human
What it’s like to be human
'Cause all anybody knows
Is how the jingle goes 'Cause all anyone
Is how the jingle goes
'Cause all, 'cause all
'Cause all, 'cause all
'Cause all anyone knows
Is how the jingle goes