Dave Days - Stuck In a Furniture Store (Owl City “Fireflies” Parody) lyrics

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million home supplies
Appeared and taught me how to live
I test out every bed (Look)
I'm on a movie set you'd think me straight
I just can't help but frolic

I like to make myself believe
That I could die here happy
Everything I'd ever need is right
In front of me
I think there's something wrong with this TV
Shh! Nap time

I take a thousand steps
When do these arrows end?
Either déjà vu, or I've been here before
These employees are jerks
And there arrows don't freaking work
'Cause if they did, I wouldn't be asking you
How to get out of here

I like to make myself believe
These magic arrows help me
With every step I'm lost again
My legs can't walk no more
I don't think they have an exit door
How is this a lamp?

I find it kind of hard to believe
That there's a food court right next to me
If I never left, how did I get here?
I think I saw this in the Twilight Zone once
Nobody inside made it out
What are you looking at?

My points of latitude and longitude are
30 north 100 west
I'll be on the couch that's on your left
I like to make myself believe
That somebody will save me