De La Soul - Bitties in the BK Lounge lyrics

Yo man let me make some Cap'n Crunch
Man alright yo man we have any milk?
Yeah, what time is it?
I don't know, what day is it?
Don't know, well I'll tell you

Well it was a Wednesday
Me and Boss Hog was kinda hungry
Like two eggs, and a sloppy slice of lettuce
And a glass of milk and some cookies
Spotted in the midst was a BK logo
What we said - well what do you know
This chick thought I was trying to play fly
Cause I had a pair of blue jeans on
Young girl, won't you take my order?
She said, "yeah, but right now I'm sorta busy
So don't you see I'm trying to put
This band aid on my finger?"
Lingering, I could tell
She's a B-K mademoiselle
Wrinkled uniform and bottom bell
And some Jelly stuff on her sleeve
Look to this cause I had no
Name tag on my collar
Could be pissed cause she's
Clocking 245 an hour
And then Boss Hog holler
"Girl you better make this quick!" she said
"I ain't your girl and I ain't your chick!"
I had an idea of lickity split
Took my hat off and that was it
Dreadlocks falling all over me
And then I said "yeah now we'll see!"
And o' with quick velocity
Honey was mesmerized "Ain't you that guy?"
"Ain't you that girl!" "De La Soul, right?"
"No Tracy Chapman!"
"Why don't you come over to the counter
And write me out an autograph?"
Ha ha ha, I had to laugh
She was quick with the Bic
Just to get that autograph
But me and Hogg just laughed, and laughed
"What's the name of that song you sing?"
"Living in a fast car", I said
Forget about the order I made
I'll go get a slice of pizza instead
Bitties in the BK lounge
All they do is beg and they scrounge
Bitties in the BK lounge

(Super bitches)

Rosita: What's taking him so long, Shushawna?
Shushawna: Yo, I don't know, Rosita
Cuz I been waiting out here too long!
Bitty 3: And for a cheeseburger? He's
Too busy looking at these girls
Rosita: And he's supposed to be the manager!
Shushawna: The manager? Hello, excuse me? Yo
Would you take my order? Whassup? Yo
Shushawna, Rosita, Bitty 3: EXCUSE ME?

Shushawna: Excuse me, would you
Take my order, i have to go
Shushawna's got a real job
Dag don't you know!
Posdnuos: Oh yeah it's you, now I recognize
(yeah, whassup?)

Yo, can I interest you in
Some burgers and fries?
Shushawna: Yes you can
But you can keep your lies
Cause you know you can't diss me
But your pissing me off
(What are you talkin bout?)
I know where you live and
I know that you're soft (yeah right)

And you dress like a geek
My shoes cost more than you make in two weeks
Posdnuos: Look
You don't have to play fly in here
(I'm not trying to play fly)

But you must be aware that a fly
Can be swatted by a BK tray
By the way yo, here's yours
Shushawna: I know you're just sweating me
So baby kill the noise
(Sweatin' you? You buggin)
With your polyester pants and
They're also highwaters (yeah right)
Look at what you do all day but take orders
You bowtie wearing
(yeah?) clocking and staring (YEAH!?)
I know you're just upset because
You can't get the rap
I think you better chill before my
Man give you a slap (don't even try it)
Posdnuos: yeah, I know your man
The biggest punk in school (Punk!?)
Selling devil rock to the
Fiends and the fools! (He makin' money)
With one hand that punk I could snap
(uh huh) the kid is so skinny!
Shushawna: But you be livin' fat!
Posdnuos: Speaking of fat
Would you like a diet soda? ('Scuse me?)
Cause less fat on you would
Spare us all the odor
Or better yet pour it down your
Pants and let the acid kill
The smell that should have
Been left to Massengill
(Mistakin' me for your mother?)
Let me make you a deal
Take the soda free and jet
I got too much family to heed your threats

Well I shouldn't be surprised
Since your sister's flipping burgers and
Your mother's frying fries
(Don't even try that sh)

Here comes one more it's your father he just
Finished mopping the floor (yeah right)
Now give them a hand, it's the BK clan
So you can't talk garbage about who I am
Posdnuos: Well (Well what?) aren't we living
Foul? (Yes we are)
Speaking of foul how bout some
Chicken for the cow? (Your motha)
Oops I meant you, sorry for the mix up
But your stomach's always big due
To sexual slip ups! (That's your sista)
Shushawna: I could buy you and
Sell you for pennies, young man!
You better!​​​​​​​ i think there's something
You should understand
I try to be nice and help the poor make money
And since I know you need it
I'll go elsewhere dummy! (yeah, OK)
Now BK workers is too damn rude (SEE YA)
I think I'll go get me some Chinese food
Posdnuos: And with your wrinkled pussy
I can't be your lover!

Maseo: Eh ha ha, eh ha ha, eh ha ha
Eh ha ha, eh ha ha, eh ha ha
Eh ha ha, eh ha ha, eh ha ha
Eh ha ha, eh ha ha, eh ha ha hah
Bitties: Maseo, what goes on? Maseo
What goes on? Maseo: I don't know
Bitties: Maseo, what goes on? Maseo
What goes on? Maseo: I don't know
Bitties: Maseo, what goes on? Maseo
What goes on? Maseo: I don't know
Bitties: Maseo, what goes on?
Maseo: I don't know, but check me on out
Bitties, y'all be flippin
Bitties: Uh uh, ya buggin
Maseo: Bitties y'all be flippin
Bitties: Uh uh, ya buggin
Maseo: Ask for a burger, catch an attitude
The taste is worse, come off extremely rude
But when I snap back
You're tamperin my FOOOOOD!
Bitties: Uh uh, ya buggin
Maseo: Bitties y'all be flippin
Bitties: Uh uh, ya buggin
Maseo: Bitties y'all be flippin
Honey, your hair really looks a bore
A fool of a hat, not mine's for sure
Forget the burgers
I'll go open up a donut store
Eh ha ha ha hah