De La Soul - Jenifa Taught Me (Derwin’s Revenge) lyrics

Access to her code lovestruck was my mode
Took a look, dropped my textbook jenifa (oh)
Breakfast, broke it fast
She was in my English class
Asked for notes, rocked my boat jenifa (oh)
Jenny, lost her favorite penny
So I gave her a dollar
She kissed me (and I hollered)
In a flash the school bell rang
Jenny grabbed on to my hand
Took me home and said, Trugoy just
Swing and swing and swing

The downstairs, where we met
I brought records, she cassettes
Lost the breaks, found her shape
Jenifa, oh Jeny
Transcripts showed more than flirt
"I love Daisies" read her shirt
Grabbed my jeans, Jimmy screamed
Jenifa, oh Jeny
Marvelous, shaped like a vase
No one can live their life for Pos
Found a house, aroused my joust
Jenifa, oh Jeny her clothes, I did shuck
Just like Dan, I strictly stuck
To the punt, she cried, "Kick it"
Posdnuos was in jenny
Only thought about Jimmy
But asked was I a virgin
Like some kid named Derwin?
She said, "Let’s try it in the bathroom"
But ’dnuos is way above sinks
So to the kitchen she did Dan
And came back wrapped in Saran

Now waaaaaait a minute! Little
Derwin got something to
Show us that Jenny could never do! Listen

Hey, look at little Derwin! Look at
Him go! Look at him go! Awww, baby

Positions, muscles flexed
Dove was lost in a gon-a hex
Passed her test, felt her teddy
Jenifa, oh Jeny notions soothed the mood
Dove was lost in De La heaven
Screwed plug two, did the do jenifa oh Jeny
Jeny teased my homeboy Granny
In fact she teased so many
She was known as a garden tool

No more I dispatched
Was it Jimmy had met his match
Or could it be the realization
All girls owned a Jeny
For normal health, I had fought
A valuable lesson she had taught
Don’t flaunt that the candy is good
Unless you came with plenty