Dead Surf Kiss - Shiny lyrics
[Dead Surf Kiss - Shiny lyrics]
Oh somebody please make me a star
I mean, I can tap dance, I can waterski
I can water skate!
I make great coffee, I’m just frustrated
Then they’re rotting in self sound
Give me some of your money!
So I can realize some
Of these conehead, bonehead, bullshit ideas!
With my shiny new appliance!
You’d walk a thousand miles!
For that one last piece of shlong!
Every rat is fighting over one
Piece of two percent
Of fifteen percent of nothing is fuck all!
So you can walk your thousand miles
When you’re all washed up in Sunset
Boulevard, and your sunglasses don’t fit
And you’re whoring out for bus change
To get back
To the Hollywood Hills 'cus Gutenberg's
Having his 175th birthday!
Oh!
With my shiny new appliance!
You’d walk a thousand miles!
For that one last piece of shlong!
Every rat is fighting over one
Piece of two percent
Of fifteen percent of nothing is fuck all!
Just with shiny new appliance!
Shiny new appliance! Shiny new appliance!
One day when I’m all washed up
I’ll write a nasty book about my life
And how everyone was terrible to me!
It’ll be a TV movie of the week!
About shiny new appliance!
Can't have your ass
I mean, I can tap dance, I can waterski
I can water skate!
I make great coffee, I’m just frustrated
Then they’re rotting in self sound
Give me some of your money!
So I can realize some
Of these conehead, bonehead, bullshit ideas!
With my shiny new appliance!
You’d walk a thousand miles!
For that one last piece of shlong!
Every rat is fighting over one
Piece of two percent
Of fifteen percent of nothing is fuck all!
So you can walk your thousand miles
When you’re all washed up in Sunset
Boulevard, and your sunglasses don’t fit
And you’re whoring out for bus change
To get back
To the Hollywood Hills 'cus Gutenberg's
Having his 175th birthday!
Oh!
With my shiny new appliance!
You’d walk a thousand miles!
For that one last piece of shlong!
Every rat is fighting over one
Piece of two percent
Of fifteen percent of nothing is fuck all!
Just with shiny new appliance!
Shiny new appliance! Shiny new appliance!
One day when I’m all washed up
I’ll write a nasty book about my life
And how everyone was terrible to me!
It’ll be a TV movie of the week!
About shiny new appliance!
Can't have your ass