Dean Martin - Sam's Song lyrics

Here's a happy tune a happy tune
You'll love to croon you love to croon
They call it Dean's song
Hey, you don't seem to understand
Catchy as can be i must agree
The melody the melody
They call it Dean's song
Looks like I'm gonna have
To explain this thing

You don't dig this scene
I'm saying, Dean, the song is Sam's song
Sam, you're just a ham
But Dean here's the scam
The song was named after Sam sam who?
Sam Houston

May I say with pride where I reside
They call it Dean's song
And that's quite a group you
Have going for you
There's no bigger choir that you could
Hire for singing Dean's song
They make the Mormon Tabernacle
Sound like a trio sam it's plain to see that
You're put out with me
Well I'm not just singing along
Tell you what I'll do since I'm with you
We'll call it Clyde's song clyde's song?

Here's a happy tune
Its a sweet melody and I'm happy to say it
Was named after me but he's calling it
Clyde's song catchy as can be
No I don't like to beef and I'm sorry to say

The man is a thief 'cause he's calling it
Clyde's song nothing on your mind
There's a lot on my mind
And I'm standing here
Saying you're being unkind 'cause
You're calling it clyde's song

My Italian friend we have reached the end
We don't seem to blend sam, let's compromise
Oh, I hear what you say but by that do you
Mean that you'll do it your way and call it
Sam's song

Did he say Sam's song?
Let's give the ending a rhyme
But don't nobody tell Clyde
That the name of this song is Sam's song
It's not Irving's song sam's song
It's not even Mona's song sam's song
Only thing I know is when this record comes
Out it better have Sam's song on
It or else you'll get a nasty letter
From Calhoun and a telephone call too
Hmmm I'm thinking you're starting to
Get dirty down there