Demun Jones - The Beard Song lyrics
[Demun Jones - The Beard Song lyrics]
Osama bin Laden
But what about Jesus in
Case you've forgotten
This country we love was built
On the good book
So don't go blaming JC if
Your preacher's a crook
All my brothers with beards
Raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out from ear to ear
If you can't see my dimples
I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November
It's no shaving this year
Maxed out IRA's and 401k's
With the money I've saved on
My three razor blades
Gonna get me a Harley
Beard blowin' in the wind
Quite legendary like old Abe Lincoln
We got a name for folks without beards
They call them women around here
All my brothers with beards
Raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out from ear to ear
They say you're so cute clean shaven
I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November
It's no shaving this year
I ain't no Bocephus or David Allan Coe
I ain't no great singer
I was the first one to know
But when I'm on stage singin' my song
All the girls rush the front row
'cause my beard is so long
All my brothers with beards
Raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out from ear to ear
If you can't see my dimples
I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November
It's no shaving this year
All my brothers with beards
Raise up your beers
Let that thing grow out from ear to ear
They say you're so cute clean shaven
I'm so sorry dear
This ain't no shave November
It's no shaving this year
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