Dethklok, The Cast of Metalocalypse - How Can I Be A Hero? lyrics
[Dethklok, The Cast of Metalocalypse - How Can I Be A Hero? lyrics]
I'm a simple multi-platinum rock star
Living a simple multi-platnium life
I don't know about that crazy world
Just driving this A-list mile
I'm just a filthy rich economic power
And all that I need I buy! Oh!
How can I be a hero
When I'm just a Krillionaire?
There ain't no groupie blowjob that
Can help me to prepare how can I be a hero
When I'm just a man that is larger than life?
I'm just a tiny little miniscule superstar
Trying to get by well
Maybe if we threw this life away
We can learn to live a different way
Oh, like go back to school
And get myself a degree
In something fucking useless like Psychology
Oh, I could gets myself a wifes
And leads a different lifes
And hides out in the bathroom
And jack offs every night
Start driving a hybrid
Brag I'm saving the planet
Quote SNL at works all days and
Acts like it's ad libs
But, if that's the life of a regular jackoff
I'd probably just kill myself yeah!
How can I be a hero when
My dick is big a shoe?
There ain't no All Access Passes to
Help me to get through
So many items on my backstage rider
But there ain't no bravery
I'm just the seventh top financial power
But I'm little old me
How can I be a hero
When I get everything for free?
I screws more girls than Wilt Chamberlains
I can proves it with my STD's
How can I be a hero when
We're the world's largest metal band?
I'll never be a hero
'cause I'm better than everyone but
I'm just a man
I'm afraid the answer is no