Dethklok - Pickles' Rehab Song lyrics

They did it! They did it!
They finally fucking did it!
They threw me under the bus
They think they're so perfect
Can handle their booze
Well I'll tell you something they can not!
Why would they want to get rid of me?
I'm fun and totally cool!
Unless they've been talkin' behind my back
And they know something that I do not well
I've never been so betrayed
Those bastards want me out of the way yeah!
Send me away so I can get clean
I think I know what they really mean
I thought they plunged me in deeper
So they can fuckin' replace me!
I can't believe that it's come to this
Some filled with anger and some with piss
I call them friends i call them family
Now I think that they're replacing me yeah



Replace me don't replace me!
Please don't replace me i gotta get clean!
I gotta get clean! I gotta get clean!
Oh god I gotta get clean!

But it looks like the party's over
Gonna have one more for the road
Feel like I never really got to know ya
Not really you gave me so much
I don't think I'm ready to let go
You gave me courage you gave me class
You gave me confidence
And I don't know what I'm gonna do
Without you without you
God I don't know what I'm
Gonna do without you oh god
Oh, no ohh
It's the saddest day in the world (oooo)
This is the saddest day in the world (oooo)
This is the saddest day in the world (oooo)
This is the saddest day in the world (oooo)
This is the saddest day in the world
Pickles vs rehab

Well I hate rehab so damn much!
I can't get out! I can't get out!
They drag me back! I kick and fight
I'm spittin' on things! I'm startin' fights!
Lack of booze is killing me! I need a drink!
Give me a drink!
Oh rehab sucks I wanna run away
But those doctors are making me stay
And they say:

We've got several steps you need to complete
So you can get clean get back on your feet

I don't need this
I don't need your fucking help
You are all stupid idiots
You can all go to hell shock 'em now!
There is no escape same goes for all of you
Until I let you out of this place
Now you all have problems that's the truth
You're narcissistic parasites
But we can save you
But, you've got to tell us why
All the reasons you got high
The reason that you used
The cause for your abuse
If we could find out why
Oh we could treat you inside
All the action that we'll take
Oooh the way you'll be saved

Why did you drink?
I drink because it's cool!
Oh why did you drink?
I drink because it tastes good!
Why did you abuse? I really like the flavor!
That just won't do! It'll have to do
It'll have to do it'll have to do

If you don't tell me what I need to hear
You'll never get clean
You'll always live in fear
You'll never go home you'll be
Replaced in your band no!
Do you know what I mean? Yes I understand!
(Tell me) when I was a boy I was traumatized
I was six years old and my brother lied
He burned down the garage
And he blamed it on me
And that was the first time
I ever had a drink!
I drank! I drank! I drank it all away!
It's my brother's fault!
It's my brother's fault!
That's the reason that I drink!

You must forgive your brother!

No way!

Danger

I think that they're onto me
No I'm not drinking
But, I'm still not really clean
Till I finish my last step
Of forgiving my brother
I'm still dead to them
I see the way they look at me
They think I'm not as good
As that drum machine!
As long as this dumb machine is here
I won't be in, to me that's clear
So now I am forced to go
And forgive my stupid brother in Australia
And if he accepts then I can rejoin my band
And play that gig we have scheduled there
And the robot will be out
But something tells me he won't go lightly
There might be danger

DANGER (x20) there's still danger ooooh
There will be danger ooooh eliminate threat
Eliminate danger