Devin Townsend - Through the Wormhole lyrics

Blattaria! War princess! I am here
With my new best friends:
The human beings who are now
My army! And together
We shall defeat you! Captain Spectacular!

Right here, Ziltoid!

Yes please, provide me with the weapon
(Don't do it captain, don't do it)

Ha! Fooled you, poopypants!


Yes i have duped the humans into
Thinking I am on their side!


Yes, I signed it in pencil with my left
Hand i mean, you’re just so dumb
It- it hurts!



Ziltoid, how could you do this?

Oh please, do you actually think that there’s
Anything in common between me and you
Human?

There’s more you have in common with
Humans than you realize think
Back to your childhood! You must
Know how I know!


Ziltoid, search your memories don’t I
Look familiar to you?

Just tell me!

We have the same mother!


Turns out, captain Spectacular… is
Ziltoid’s half-brother!

Woah!

Will you losers get on with it?! What
Are you talking about over there?

I have something here from our
Mother! And she wanted you
To have it this is the
Universe’s ultimate coffee bean!

Woah! Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme!

Ziltoid, you were always destined to be
Humanity’s last hope! Now end this!

Wow, this is so heavy, and unbelievably
Cheesy! Oh well, Planet Smasher
I command the attack!

Woah, what the heck!

Ha ha ha! Nice weapon!

Oh crap!

Ziltoid, I see you have a soft spot well
Let me show you how we play in
My world! Captain Spectacular, you die!

Ayeayeayeayeayeayeaya

No!

All… seemed to be lost

My brother!

What Ziltoid failed to realize is-
The Planet Smasher needed
His own reasons to summon his ungodly power!

Nooo!

The pain of his brother dying
Pierces his withered heart!

Ugh, so lame!

As Ziltoid kneels beside his fallen brother
As if in a dream
The song they’d sing together as children is
All of a sudden on his lips

Memories… all alone with the memories


They’re gone! We’re free! We’re free!
Captain Spectacular saved us!

And so did Ziltoid!

Hip hip hooray!

So Ziltoid, the War Princess
And the Poozers are
Jettisoned through that hairy wormhole
The Planet Smasher, off
To wherever Planet Smashers go
The musicals worked! The
Humans, now left alone amongst
Themselves to celebrate, wallowing in
The sacrifice of Captain Spectacular
Yet giddy in the joy of their survival
Awash with the promise of their
Brand new world, voices raised together in
Celebratory blissful
Song the earth sang as one- believe it
Or not