Devo - Post Post-Modern Man lyrics

If I had a hammer i'd wake up my neighbors
Pounding out a rhythm all about you

If I had a pencil i'd push me some paper
I'd build a skyscraper to get close to you

If I had a lasso i'd sail out the window
And land on an island next to you
Well, if I had a hot rod
I'd fasten up my seatbelt
And break the speed limit getting to you

But, I ain't got a hammer
And I ain't got a pencil
And I ain't got a lasso
So I'm doing it the hard way
Like a post post-modern man

If I had a credit card
I'd clear me a pathway
Through the deepest jungle


Right to your door

Well, if I had a camera
I'd snap away my fingers
And collect up the pictures
Of you, of course

But, I ain't got a hot rod
And I ain't got a credit card
No chance for a camera
So I'm doing it the hard way
Like a post post-modern man
Like a post post-modern man
Like a post post-modern man

Well I ain't got a hammer
And I ain't got a lasso
No chance for a camera
So I'm doing it the hard way