Diana Ross - Dance: Ten Looks: Three lyrics

I swiped my dance card once after an audition
And on a scale of then they gave me
For dance, ten, for looks, three
Well, dance, ten, looks, three
And I'm still on unemployment
Dancing for my own enjoyment
That ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kid
Dance, ten, looks, three it's like to die!
Left the theater and called the doctor
For my appointment to buy tit's and ass
Bought myself a fancy pair
Tightened up the derriere
Did the nose with it, all that goes with it
Tit's and ass had the bingo-bongos done
Suddenly I'm getting national tours
Tit's and ass won't get you
Jobs unless they're yours
Didn't cost a fortune neither
Didn't hurt my sex life either
Flat and sassy
I would get the strays and losers
Beggars really can't be choosers
That ain't it, kid, that ain't it, kid
Fixed the chassis how do you do
Life turned into and endless medley
Of 'Gee it had to be you', why?
Tit's and ass
Where the cupboard once was bare
Now you knock and someone's there
You have got 'em, hey top to bottom, hey
It's a gas, just a dash of silicone
Shake your new maracas and you're fine
Tit's and ass can change your life
They sure changed mine
You're all looking at my tit's now
Aren't you? Have it all done
Honey, take my word
Grab a cab, c'mon, see the wizard on
Park and Seventy Third for tit's and ass
Orchestra and balcony
What they want is what you see
Keep the best of you, do the rest of you
Pit's or class i have never seen it fail
Debutante or chorus girl or wife
Tit's and ass, yes, tit's and ass
Have changed my life