Die Toten Hosen - The Product lyrics

You'll be glad that you selected
This product from our range
We're sure that you'll enjoy it
And we hope you'll come again

Always first with the technology
Performance and design
And we stand true to our maxime:
"The customer is right!"

You'll be glad that you selected
This product from our range
We knew you had the money
Now we know that you've got taste
You want the finest quality
That's why you choose our brand
Where every song is custom made
And always played by hand

The music's really simple
There are tunes that you can sing
And there's lots of lovely pictures
On the packaging

You'll be glad that you selected
This product from our range
And if you're not - we're sorry
But it cannot be exchanged

The money's not refundable
Don't bother to complain
We're having such fun spending it -
Please come again