Dierks Bentley - Drunk on a Plane lyrics

I took two weeks vacation for the honeymoon
A couple tickets all inclusive down in Cancun
I couldn't get my money back
So I'm in seat 7A
I'm getting drunk on a plane
I bet the fella on the
Aisle thought I was crazy
Cause, I taped your picture to
The seatback right beside me
Now I've got empty mini bottles
Fillin' both our trays
I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party
Got this 737 rocking like a G6
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting
Drunk on a plane

We had this date marked
On the calendar forever
We'd take that new wed
Limo airport ride together
I feel like a plastic groom alone there
At the top of the cake
So hey I'm getting drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party got this 737
Rocking like a G6
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting
Drunk on a plane

On my way home I'll bump this
Seat right up to first class
So I can drink that cheap champagne
Out of a real glass
And when we land I'll call her up
And tell her kiss my ass
Cause hey I'm drunk on a plane

Buyin' drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it's a party got this 737
Rocking like a G6
Stewardess is somethin' sexy
Leanin' pourin' Coke and whiskey
Told her about my condition
Got a little mile-high flight attention
It's Mardi Gras up in the clouds
I'm up so high, I may never come down
I'll try anything to drown out the pain
They all know why I'm getting
Drunk on a plane

I'm getting drunk on a plane
I might be passed out in the baggage claim
But right now i'm drunk on a plane