Like Mike, Dimitri Vegas, Paris Hilton - Best Friend’s Ass lyrics

That bouncer was so hot but, honestly
That's not an excuse to be fucking rude
Literally "What promoter are you with?"
As if I even need a fucking
Promoter to get into this club
No, like, literally, you don't deserve that
Ugh, why isn't my phone charging?
Do you need to pee? Yeah, I have to pee
Alright, let's go

Walk in VIP, don't need no drink tickets
Buddy i got money, milk and honey
All my bitches actin' funny

Like, uh, they poppin' bottles like, uh
They on my body like, uh
They got the tab and they call me bad

But all I see is fuckboys
Everywhere tryna make a pass
But I can't stop lookin' at
My best friend's ass
Fu fu fuckboys everywhere tryna make a pass
But I can't stop lookin' at
My best friend's ass

Fu fu fu fu
Fu fu fu fu fuckboys
Fucking rude fu fu
Fu fu fu fu
(Alright, let's go)

Emptyin' they pockets like it's
Gonna make moves
They say, "Ooh, I like your shoes
Oh you fuck with Jimmy Choo?"

Uh, they poppin' bottles like, uh
They on my body like, uh
They got the tab and they call me bad

But all I see is fuckboys
Everywhere tryna make a pass
But I can't stop lookin' at
My best friend's ass
Fu-fu-fuckboys everywhere tryna make a pass
But I can't stop lookin'
At my best friend's (Ass)

Fu fu fu fu
Fu fu fu fu fuckboys
Fucking rude fu fu
Fu fu fu fu

Should I have another one?
Yeah, you deserve it we woke up, like
Before noon every day this week
#girlsonthegrind
Ugh, I love you, do you wanna leave?
There's another party on the west side
Yaaaas! Is anyone in there?
Alright, let's go

Lights on, gotta leave here now
They're clearin' out the room
I don't care, let's get some food
Fuck that, we're goin' to the moon

Like, uh, we poppin', sippin' like, uh
And now we trippin' like fuck
I feel super, call a Uber

But it turns out he's a fuckboy
So I told him step up on the gas
'Cause I can't stop lookin' at
My best friend's ass
Fu-fu-fuckboys everywhere tryna make a pass
But I can't stop lookin'
At my best friend's (Ass)

Fu fu should I go home with the broker
Dude or the chef guy? The chef
Ty Dolla makes me kinda horny
No, do the chef
He just followed me on Instagram
That's kinda cute
Aw, you think he'll make you breakfast?
Delete that off of your story
You can see me in the background
No, no, you look so cute
What are you looking at?