Dizraeli, The Small Gods - Never Mind lyrics

You might see me walkin' round
With a slight limp
Its not a 'G' thing, bruv
I've done my ankle in
A bit thrown like the dice in the Aiching
I'm not sleeping well, my head is tangalin'
I need an aspirin, bruv, I need a Saturday
A cup of tea to drink, possibly a Jaffa cake
Or just an evening alone without a manic day
It's been an age since I
Was chilled enough to masterb-
Baby, come here, I love you
You're my stinky tit's
You can help me with my problem
Come to think of it
Rinky dink, sugar plum, twinkle clit
I didn't mean stinky tit's
Sorry! Ive been a dick! Sorry! Sorry!
That was worse than dreadful
It's my stress levels, it's my work schedule
With my desk head full of words unsettled
Unearthed
I'm dizzy, I'm inaffect, I'm ineffectual
But like

Never mind
It doesn't matter what you look like
All that matters is you dance
'cause it's a very very short life
Never mind
It doesn't matter what you look like
All that matters is you dance
'cause it's a very very short life

I move fast
All the flies on me are blue-arsed
Kipper turned pages till he got
To the rude parts
Hit the kerbs naked with a sock on his do das
It's a wonderful night for a moon dance!
Cherubims serenade us on a
Sketchily tuned harp
Venus plays the bass strings
Strung between two stars
Jesus levitates on a fungus of blue hearts
And Sarah Palin's abducted in Utah (Pardon?)
I said welcome to the teradome
Never give acid to a man with a megaphone
He will get frantic and then
He won't let it go
Have you ever seen a rapper's head explode?
(Roll up) and when the crowd dies
I hope that they've been entertained
And found it useful
Like safety information on a train
'Cause to be truthful
I crave just a little taste of fame
But then it hit me: ego is a waste of brains

Never mind
It doesn't matter what you look like
All that matters is you dance
'cause it's a very very short life
Never mind
It doesn't matter what you look like
All that matters is you dance
'cause it's a very very short life

Never mind
It doesn't matter what you look like
All that matters is you dance
'cause it's a very very short life
Never mind
It doesn't matter what you look like
All that matters is you dance
'cause it's a very very short life

Never mind
It doesn't matter what you look like
All that matters is you dance
'Cause it's a very very short life