Dolly Parton, Teresa Merritt - A Lil’ Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place lyrics
Dolly Parton [Dolly Rebecca Parton] Pittman Center, Tennessee, U.S. 🇺🇸
[Dolly Parton, Teresa Merritt - A Lil’ Ole Bitty Pissant Country Place lyrics]
It's just a little bitty
Pissant country place
Ain't nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get
A nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatting
Old time country place
Ain't nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and
Maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on
We get simple farmers, local business men
Congress folks from Austin
Young boys looking for sin
Now we used to get a lot of rough necks
When the oil boom was high
But pay day would get a little rowdy
Thank God the field ran dry
It's just a little bitty
Pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get
A nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatting
Old time country place
Nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will, and
Maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
I don't hire no married girl
They're not on the ball
They got homes and husbands
They're not stable at all
You know they don't understand a thing
About a proper business day
Now what's the point in opening up the
Store if you give the goods away
Keep your language clean girls
Keep your bedrooms neat
And don't hang around the town cafe
And say "hi" on the street
Mind your P's and Q's and manners
And you don't need no other tools
Because every girl that lives here knows
My special no no rules
Yeah every girl that lives here knows
Miss Mona's no no rules
Ruby Rae, start 'em!
Beds are not to be wallowed in
That's the kind of thing that
Big fat lazy hogs do
And it don't make money! Beatrice!
I won't tolerate no tying up my
Telephone with other people's business
Eloise honey!
And please don't show us no tattoos
No hearts and flowers on your thigh
It's downright tacky
Brands belong on cattle
And that ain't what we're
Selling at Miss Mona's
Do you catch my drift?
I pay the food and the rent and the utilities
You keep your mind on
Your work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth
Overload your capabilities
And we can get along dawn!
Any bad habit's you come in with
Get rid of right now
Tatty Joe!
I can't stand no chewing gum it
Looks just like a cow
Lindy Lue!
Any one taking sick leave oughta
Be real sure they're sick
And every time you hear that bell
You better get here double quick
And as for pimps
Pimps are something you don't need
To get your daily business done
Are you listening good?
Keep them leeches and blood suckers
Off the back roads i know how to use a gun
And nobody messes with my girls
And any questions you might have about
The way I run this place
Don't gripe and whine behind my back
Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded
Say it all then go upstairs and pack
The door's that-a-way
She pays the food and the
Rent and the utilities
We keep our mind on our work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth
Overload your capabilities
And we can get along
It's just a little bitty
Pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get
A nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatting
Old time country place
Nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and
Maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and
Maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and
Maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on
Pissant country place
Ain't nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get
A nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatting
Old time country place
Ain't nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and
Maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on
We get simple farmers, local business men
Congress folks from Austin
Young boys looking for sin
Now we used to get a lot of rough necks
When the oil boom was high
But pay day would get a little rowdy
Thank God the field ran dry
It's just a little bitty
Pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get
A nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatting
Old time country place
Nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will, and
Maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
I don't hire no married girl
They're not on the ball
They got homes and husbands
They're not stable at all
You know they don't understand a thing
About a proper business day
Now what's the point in opening up the
Store if you give the goods away
Keep your language clean girls
Keep your bedrooms neat
And don't hang around the town cafe
And say "hi" on the street
Mind your P's and Q's and manners
And you don't need no other tools
Because every girl that lives here knows
My special no no rules
Yeah every girl that lives here knows
Miss Mona's no no rules
Ruby Rae, start 'em!
Beds are not to be wallowed in
That's the kind of thing that
Big fat lazy hogs do
And it don't make money! Beatrice!
I won't tolerate no tying up my
Telephone with other people's business
Eloise honey!
And please don't show us no tattoos
No hearts and flowers on your thigh
It's downright tacky
Brands belong on cattle
And that ain't what we're
Selling at Miss Mona's
Do you catch my drift?
I pay the food and the rent and the utilities
You keep your mind on
Your work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth
Overload your capabilities
And we can get along dawn!
Any bad habit's you come in with
Get rid of right now
Tatty Joe!
I can't stand no chewing gum it
Looks just like a cow
Lindy Lue!
Any one taking sick leave oughta
Be real sure they're sick
And every time you hear that bell
You better get here double quick
And as for pimps
Pimps are something you don't need
To get your daily business done
Are you listening good?
Keep them leeches and blood suckers
Off the back roads i know how to use a gun
And nobody messes with my girls
And any questions you might have about
The way I run this place
Don't gripe and whine behind my back
Just tell me face to face, I'm open-minded
Say it all then go upstairs and pack
The door's that-a-way
She pays the food and the
Rent and the utilities
We keep our mind on our work responsibilities
Don't let your mouth
Overload your capabilities
And we can get along
It's just a little bitty
Pissant country place, nothing much to see
No drinking allowed, we get
A nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be
It's just a piddly squatting
Old time country place
Nothing to hide at all
Just lots of good will and
Maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and
Maybe one small thrill
Just lots of good will and
Maybe one small thrill
But there's nothing dirty going on
Nothing dirty going on