Downplay - The Crystal Song lyrics

In the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now I need a drink
Make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place yeah
In the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now
Make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place

So I roll into the style on a Thursday night
Got my collar popped tight
And I'm looking to fight
I got Figis on my left delts on my right
And there isn't even a single 21
Year old chick in sight
The junction, the bud they're all imitations
'Cause you can't duplicate the crystal nation
Where freshmen drink themselves
To retardation damn, this polo shirt's
Cutting off my circulation



In the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now
The coolest, the coolest make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place
The coolest, the coolest in the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now
The coolest, the coolest make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place

I'm a pimp, a player, you wish you were me
Another round of drinks it's on my daddy
I drive around a brand new SUV
I could've went to Yale
But then I couldn't party
I was a third string high school quarterback
Now I know that's enough
To get you in the sack
'Cause my arms are huge i do curls all day
Dude, I'm metrosexual, not gay
'Cause we don't even care
What you guys think
'Cause the chicks only notice
If your pop collar's pink
Damn, babe, you in a sorrority?
Well, I'm an Alpha Kappa pi Kappa Pi Fly Phi

In the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now
The coolest, the coolest make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place
The coolest, the coolest in the crystal now
I'm the fucking coolest now
The coolest, the coolest make my sexy face
I'm the coolest in this place