Dropkick Murphys - Kiss me, i'm sh*tfaced lyrics
[Dropkick Murphys - Kiss me, i'm sh*tfaced lyrics]
I play in a band we're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and
Then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks
Waiting for their chance
So come on now honey
I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be
Gone for the night
'Cause, I'm more than a handful, you'll see
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car
I'm an ex-football star
With degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the liter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chiselled from stone
One more for the gal
Then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill
With a red water bed
It puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool
And italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
Ahh, fuck it who am I shittin'?
I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiselled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar no women's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance
'Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
We're big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and
Then score at the bar
There's a line of chicks
Waiting for their chance
So come on now honey
I'll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let's finish these drinks and be
Gone for the night
'Cause, I'm more than a handful, you'll see
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
I can bench press a car
I'm an ex-football star
With degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can't keep up
I'm a real love machine
I've had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe
I'll take the pick of the liter
And girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get laid
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
I'm the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chiselled from stone
One more for the gal
Then I'll escort her home
Come last call, I'm never alone
I own a house on the hill
With a red water bed
It puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame
With girls by the pool
And italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
Ahh, fuck it who am I shittin'?
I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiselled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar no women's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance
'Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I'm a monogamous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
And I'm soaked and I'm soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me!
And I only bought her one round