Dual Core - Natural 20s lyrics
[Dual Core - Natural 20s lyrics]
It's time for adventure if
You're willing and able
So let's take it from the MUD
To the tops of the table
To the floor, to the attic
To the basement where it stays
To the nerdcore underworld
(now that's a long way)
Can't go alone but it's time to start play
Better join the campaign, magic class arcane
Grab another character
Here comes The Rappist
To the party has been added
Start the conjuring and castin'
Settle more scores, transform the Dark Lord
Level four force
Pin opponents to the dart board
Dice in your hand (here) give it a try
Shake 'em up, close your eyes
Make a wish and let fly
Look, there's a Random
Better run while we can oh wait, never mind
He's the guy from Mega Ran
Gotta rally the troops
It's no time for forfeit
The party moves north, like six four in orbit
Pray through the gates, always ready to skate
Better level up quick before you
Meet an early fate
Now I heard there's a Jesse
Who lives in these parts
And he ever so Dangerously mastered the arts
A crazy collection of sorcery and spells
From the rising of nerdcore
His skills had excelled
And nearby's a Frontalot
But it looks like he's screwed
So I ran as the Front was
Being eaten by a grue
Normally I'd help, I felt bad for shying off
But, I'd rather take my chances
Up against the final boss
There's reason for the company
Gold is the goal
So the Spamtec crew had my clicks on a roll
Engulfed in the darkness ambush by attackers
Then to the rescue it's my man YTCracker
Prepare for engagement, hope I battle well
Way to tell slaying elves
Inside of Shadowfell
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know
You roll NATURAL 20s
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Now this is an adventure
Or some would say a game
A study done in strategy of legendary fame
Let me introduce
Though you prob'ly know his name
It's Jim Darkmagic
But you can call him James
A little bit strange
At least from the standard
But this family of magicians is
Renowned in New Hampshire
Finally settled on a god with Avandra
But shopped around first and almost
Ended up with mothra
In search of irontooth all the
Way up in the keep but it was too steep
Hit a pit that's too deep
And here come the rats - no way of escapin'
They want to go home play
It safe in Winterhaven
Running out of options with
All the rodents swarming
Maximum damage with a blast
Of flame scorching
A critical hit inflicted on the enemies
Cause Jim's always rolling with
The NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know
You roll NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know
You roll NATURAL 20s (single, no double up)
I steal yo soul and cast
Lightning Lvl 1, 000, 000
Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist
Because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid
Robots are trying to drill my brain
But my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack
Leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal
King Arthur congratulates me for
Destroying Dr robotnik's
Evil army of Robot Socialist Republics
The cold war ends
Reagan steals my accomplishments
And makes like it was cause of him
You're willing and able
So let's take it from the MUD
To the tops of the table
To the floor, to the attic
To the basement where it stays
To the nerdcore underworld
(now that's a long way)
Can't go alone but it's time to start play
Better join the campaign, magic class arcane
Grab another character
Here comes The Rappist
To the party has been added
Start the conjuring and castin'
Settle more scores, transform the Dark Lord
Level four force
Pin opponents to the dart board
Dice in your hand (here) give it a try
Shake 'em up, close your eyes
Make a wish and let fly
Look, there's a Random
Better run while we can oh wait, never mind
He's the guy from Mega Ran
Gotta rally the troops
It's no time for forfeit
The party moves north, like six four in orbit
Pray through the gates, always ready to skate
Better level up quick before you
Meet an early fate
Now I heard there's a Jesse
Who lives in these parts
And he ever so Dangerously mastered the arts
A crazy collection of sorcery and spells
From the rising of nerdcore
His skills had excelled
And nearby's a Frontalot
But it looks like he's screwed
So I ran as the Front was
Being eaten by a grue
Normally I'd help, I felt bad for shying off
But, I'd rather take my chances
Up against the final boss
There's reason for the company
Gold is the goal
So the Spamtec crew had my clicks on a roll
Engulfed in the darkness ambush by attackers
Then to the rescue it's my man YTCracker
Prepare for engagement, hope I battle well
Way to tell slaying elves
Inside of Shadowfell
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know
You roll NATURAL 20s
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Now this is an adventure
Or some would say a game
A study done in strategy of legendary fame
Let me introduce
Though you prob'ly know his name
It's Jim Darkmagic
But you can call him James
A little bit strange
At least from the standard
But this family of magicians is
Renowned in New Hampshire
Finally settled on a god with Avandra
But shopped around first and almost
Ended up with mothra
In search of irontooth all the
Way up in the keep but it was too steep
Hit a pit that's too deep
And here come the rats - no way of escapin'
They want to go home play
It safe in Winterhaven
Running out of options with
All the rodents swarming
Maximum damage with a blast
Of flame scorching
A critical hit inflicted on the enemies
Cause Jim's always rolling with
The NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know
You roll NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out what you roll: NATURAL 20s
Raise your hand if you got mad skills
Keep it up high if you got mad kills
Make a fist if your party's always ready
Shout it out let them know
You roll NATURAL 20s (single, no double up)
I steal yo soul and cast
Lightning Lvl 1, 000, 000
Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist
Because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid
Robots are trying to drill my brain
But my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack
Leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal
King Arthur congratulates me for
Destroying Dr robotnik's
Evil army of Robot Socialist Republics
The cold war ends
Reagan steals my accomplishments
And makes like it was cause of him