Dumbfoundead - Cockblockers lyrics

Since the beginning of time there
Have always been evil forces
Against men who have attempted
To sleep with women
These evil forces are commonly
Referred to as "Cockblockers"
Three specific kinds of
Cockblockers eventually join forces to hate
These are the stories of their
Attempts and their victims
(She don't fuck with stupid
Asses like you ay) guy Friend:
(If I can't have her nobody can
But I'll never tell her)
(Ay nah fuck that shit that's
My little sister fool)

You ever holla at a chick that
You probably gone hit and
Then all of a suddenly become
A cock block victim?
They get right between you two before
The shot clock gets them
That's them cockblockers usually
Her fat friend
She'll pop out of nowhere when you're
Grabbin at her back end or
Try to leave the party with her
When it's barely past ten
She'll whisper in her ear like
(He ain't even worth it let's go somewhere
Else you can find a better person)
She's all up in her business so
I throw her ass a biscuit (Here catch)
Now she's even more pissed so
It turns in her mission
To keep her at a distance
What a fucking hater
Should of brought myself a homie
That's a chubby chaser
Later I'll page her and bypass her body guard
Meet her somewhere secret and take
Her someplace really far
Away from distractions to get
Into the hotspot
Away from her fat friend man
I hate a cock block man I hate a cock block

So I'm chillin with this hot girl
Smokin on a one hitter along
Comes her guy friend who is
Secretly in love with her
It's obvious to me that he finds
Me a threat cause what
I did in ten minutes he
Spent his life to attempt (Ha Ha)
He's stuck in the friend zone the
One she can depend on
Cockblockin just so I won't make
It to the endzone (Score)
To be this type of cat you
Gotta have a lot of patience
Straight up rolled uninvited right
Into our conversation
He was trying hint to me that
He had a thing for her
Sitting right between us and putting
His arm around her shoulder
This guy was a pro like
He's been doing this for
Years saving all her hair
Strands like stalker souvenirs
He hates that she dates assholes on the real
Never had the balls to tell
Her how he really feels
He tried to be a hotshot
Eventually he got socked
Knock Knock (Who's There)
Man I hate a cockblock
Man I hate a cockblock

I'm spittin game to a dime that
I'm trying to have sex with
Here comes the big brother overly protective
She tells me that he's crazy (He's Crazy)
Which I'm not impressed with
Either way I try my best
To make a good impression
I know that he ain't dumb
I'm from the LA slums just the type of
Guy he wants her to stay away from
So he keeps her locked up
In her room all weekend
But she'll sneak out during night time
While her family is sleeping
Cockblockers there's always ways
To defeat them
You can't stop a woman when she's
Out there trying to meet men
Hormones rage and pheromones play
But there's villains trying to stop this
Making sure you don't mate
It's jealously or hate cause
They ain't getting any
So thinking if I'm asked out
Imma take you with me
But, I ain't really trippin cause all
Women have a soft spot
There's one thing I hate and
That's a mother fucking cockblock

Fuck you you fucking hatin
Bitches You cockblockin motherfuckers
I hate you bitches haters