Dumbfoundead - Rapper-O's lyrics

Hey! Morning, mom! What's for breakfast?
Morning, Billy! I packed you a
Phat-ass bowl of Rapper-O's!
Rapper-O's? What the fuck is that?

You lookin' for a breakfast cereal?
That's less than lyrical?
So wack that it's low-fat?
Forget your Cheerios try Rapper-O's!
Half a bowl will have
Your bones feelin' strong
Like Mastodon's rappin' on
While others last a minute long
Go get it mom
Any or Walgreens should carry it
One of serving of Rapper-O's will
Do wonders for your larynx
Confidence in various of the
Areas controlling self-esteem
No need to hire a
Therapist for your arrogance
A character in each box with
A different weak spot
That you wanna tap into and
Serve over a beatbox
Some arе frosted, some are plain
Thе older to the younger grains
That'll satisfy your hunger pangs
A sponsor of the Summer Games
Packed full of vitamins
You won't have to find a gym
Do your part and help eliminate
Wack in our environment
Package bar scientists
They created a surplus
Will you help us get rid of it?
Who wants to get served up?

I eat MCs for breakfast
The ones that barely rock (Rapper-O's)
I eat MCs for breakfast
There's a toy in every box (Rapper-O's)

The most important meal out of the day
They say popular flavors like Laffy Taffy
And Ay Bay Bay
Get eaten up like Fat Albert (Hey Hey Hey)
Special K ain't got nothin'
On my favourite thang
Rapper-O's in the morning makes
Me big and tall dig my paws into the bowl
And then they get engulfed
Til I'm lookin' bloated
These Rapper-O's are sugar-coated
The hood has spoken
There isn't a box I couldn't open
Find diamond-studded toys when you dig
In with both hands
And jiggy rappin' action figures
With limited vocab
Go grocery shoppin' and put this
In your tote bag
Eat up all them Rapper-O's before it goes bad
It's already watered down so don't
Use too much milk
Equivalent to two plus mil
So if you got skills
Grab a spoon and start your day right
Also a snack for late night
The cereal for the MC to stay tight

I eat MCs for breakfast
The ones that barely rock (Rapper-O's)
I eat MCs for breakfast
There's a toy in every box (Rapper-O's)
All your favorite MCs eat Rapper-O's!
Method Man and Redman! (Whateva man)
KRS-One! (Hip-Hop)
Nas! (It-It Ain't hard to tell)
And Jay-Z! (yeah)

Count Chocula tried to bite
Tony the Tiger tried to hate
But couldn't stop eatin' it after both
Of em got a taste
You silly rabbit's, rappin'
About your milli-clappin'
Ceiling-crackin' stealin'
Habit's when none of it really happened
Did it Captain?
Snap, Crackle and Pop can't even
Eat half of the box
Without hearing about how much
Cash that you got fruity Pebbles is aight
And Lucky Charms sucks
Get your ass to the store and
Get your breakfast bars up

I eat MCs for breakfast
The ones that barely rock (Rapper-O's)
I eat MCs for breakfast
There's a toy in every box (Rapper-O's)
They're grrrrreat! Grrrr-Grrrreat!
Gr-Gr-Gr-Gr-Grrrreat! Grrreat! Uh, huh

From the creators of Captain
Crust and Frosted Fakes, comes a
New crispy, crunchy, musty breakfast cereal
That all the hyper-obese
Diabetic children love!
Each box comes with a
Collectible action figure
You can collect all five!
Starting with Angry Rapper! (Grrr-grrrr)
Drunk Rapper! (Hey) science Rapper! (ET)
Abstract Rapper! (Love is hate)
And everyone's favorite: Money Rapper!
(Chyeah)