Dwarves - Everybodies Girl lyrics

Kitty calls me on the phone
To say she's all alone
And needs somebody's there
Crystal sees into the future
Tells me that she's an asshole
Should have, but who really cares

I sit here and wonder if we
Are sharing a different world
And all these naked emotions
Whirling around me swirl
And I'm in love with everybody's girl
Look at Brenda there with Luke
She's giving him the boot
Aw, but Kelly's standing by
Oh, and here comes my man Tom
Ask her "Do you wanna?", but I never even try

I sit here and wonder if we
Are sharing a different world
And all these TV emotions


Making the channels twirl
And I'm in love with everybody's girl

I'm spending Cinco de Mayo with my Maria
Celebrating independence with little Emily
And should the new year should
Find you without Jenny there she'll be
You'll find her under my tree
Wrapped up and waiting for me

If you call me on the phone
Don't ever weep and moan
You always find me there
And if you see into the future
Be so kind as to not to tell
Me what you find out there

We'll lie in bed watching
Re-runs of another world
Just like a drunk ballerina
Stuck on a tilt-a-whirl
And I'm in love with everybody
I'm in love with everybody
I'm in love (Ew, you're creepy)
With everybody's girl
Aw yeah, everybody's girl everybody's girl
In love with everybody
Everybody's girl (everybody's girl)
In love with everybody
Everybody's girl (everybody's girl)
In love with everybody
Everybody's girl (everybody's girl)
In love with everybody
Everybody's girl (everybody's girl)
In love with everybody
Everybody's girl (everybody's girl)
In love with everybody
Everybody's girl (everybody's girl)
In love with everybody
Everybody's girl (everybody's girl)