E-40, A-1 - Brownie Points lyrics

D-Day, what's wrong with these niggas?
What's the subject? Fo' brings
Niggas they Kotex
Where we reside I creeps my ass up inside
And smash these brownies off in his FACE
That I done shitted and pissed on, dude
HOW THAT TASTE
Catch him out his place, out of his area
With his nephew and his niece, ooh
The more the merrier
Nigga tried to fuck mines off (what'd he do?)
Tried to gauge the porch with
My broads on Watoo
Dude you done broke fuckin code
I'm finst ta dump drop clip
Dump-drop-clip reload
Be like I can motherfuckin explode
Talkin about I'll be fuckin all kind of women
That's B-R-P, Blade Run or Pimpin
Once upon a time there was
This guy named Dane tried to fuck my bitch
But he Kris-Krossed game
I don't owe this motherfucker in the first
But he done made livin in my
House a whole lot worse
Tryin to gain some stripes

It's nothin nice - READ HIM HIS RIGHTS
Collar him and laugh
Rollin over and politickin with the vice
Crackin under pressure, bust a pipe
Snake eyes is crooked dice
"Goin all up out your way just
To get them brownie points"
It's steaks and knives - READ HIM HIS RIGHTS
So-called best friend'll stab yo' ass in
The back with a knife
And try to, put yo' ass on ice
For brownie points and stripes
For brownie points and stripes
Niggas'll take your life just to
"get them brownie points"

You niggas got me stuck what?
Watchin y'all spit it and get it fucked up
Lucked up, my mobb niggas
Yea we gon' bust what
If he isn't never see mail
Cause that we sell dope by the truckloads
Hoes can catch it retail
Motherfuckers grindin but we all ain't played
And all ain't paid
Now watch em all get sprayed
Laid back and watch him misprint it
We been spit it
For you newcomers who thinkin you done it
I put my fist in it let yo' bitch get it
Serve a D and watch a bitch split it
If I ain't wit it
It wasn't enough fuckin chips in it
Niggas try to gain stripe, I flame mic
Got em all caught up in the same shit
Call it game tight keep my name hyped
Strivin to get my name right
When it's fucked up
I'm the one you can blame right
Hatin on my niggas when I did the shit
Yo we the shit, represent this hogg ass bitch

It's nothin nice - READ HIM HIS RIGHTS
Collar him and laugh
Rollin over and politickin with the vice
Crackin under pressure, bust a pipe
Snake eyes is crooked dice
"Goin all up out your way just
To get them brownie points"
It's steaks and knives - READ HIM HIS RIGHTS
So-called best friend'll stab yo' ass in
The back with a knife
And try to, put yo' ass on ice
For brownie points and stripes
For brownie points and stripes
Niggas'll take your life just to
"get them brownie points"
Young Mack Jr ain't nothin but 14
Mack Jr think he tough
Mack Jr be havin problems with his stomach
Throwin up that green stuff
Mack Jr done tried everything
(in the Bay) the whole taco
Mack Jr be takin whiffles of that Khadafi
And shovin it up his nostrils
Mack Jr just got out the hall
Jr i call your bluff
Jr ain't to be played, Jr quick to bust
Mack Jr be geekin
Mack Jr be havin withdrawal
Mack Jr be tweekin Mack Jr be
Workin hella close with the law
I don't KNOW this motherfucker
Never saw the dude
But Mack Jr all the time be seein
My viznideos on the tizznelevision tube
Fool know not that he'll blunder
I got yo' ass hypnotized, talkin about
"When you see that nigga E-40
Element of Surprise!"
One of my fellas overheard about
It in the pen, chopped a couple of kites
Told me to be careful cause niggas'll
Take yo' life for braggin rights
That ain't fair so stop that baby
Attitude why do niggas gotta cheat
Don't them niggas know I got enough fetti to
Put they whole fuckin family to sleep?
It's nothin nice - READ HIM HIS RIGHTS
Collar him and laugh
Rollin over and politickin with the vice
Crackin under pressure, bust a pipe
Snake eyes is crooked dice
"Goin all up out your way just
To get them brownie points"
It's steaks and knives - READ HIM HIS RIGHTS
So-called best friend'll stab yo' ass in
The back with a knife
And try to, put yo' ass on ice
For brownie points and stripes
For brownie points and stripes
Niggas'll take your life just to
"get them brownie points"