E-40 - If If Was a 5th lyrics

(yeah) Uh! (yeah) Uhh
(yeah) I like thatyo (yeah) Yo, yo

I never let my right ear know
What my left ear done heard
My favorite beer right now
Is 211 Steel Reserve if I had a choice to be
An animal I'd be a bird (Bird)
If I had a choice to be a plant
I'd be a herb (Herb)
If I was in the jungle I'll be nothin' humble
(Nothin' humble)
Beat an anaconda down and give
A lion a muzzle (Lion a muzzle)
I'll open up shop under a straw hut
(Straw hut)
Instead of sellin' bananas, I'd sell coconuts
(Sell coconuts)
For twenty bucks a pop, I can't stop (Stop)
They'll be goin' like hotcakes, man like IHOP
(IHOP) i make an antenna out of a wishbone
(Wishbone) and start my own cable service
Like I'm at home (Like I'm at home)
Talkin' on my cellular phone
Watchin' the Flintstones (Flintstones)
Me and my stable full of broads
Me and my Amazons (Amazons)
On house arrest for soliciting, selling sex
(Selling sex) and distributing crevices
Centerfolds who sex

If if was a fifth
I'll be diggin' in your girl
Instead of lookin' at her
(Instead of lookin' at her)
And then we get hyphy when we want to
(When we want to)
Be a boss at everything that we run through
(That we run through, if if was a 5th)
If if was a fifth
I'll be diggin' in your girl
Instead of lookin' at her
(Instead of lookin' at her)
And then we get hyphy when we want to
(When we want to)
Be a boss at everything that we run through
(That we run through, if if was a 5th)

If if was a fifth, we'll all be drunk
And if this ain't the bump
(Then what?) , Skippy's a punk
My folks in the pen be playin' taunt
My weeple down South in the
Sticks be sayin' crunk
My dudes on the soil be pushin' thizz
But, if you're tardy you probably won't
Even know what that is
Uhhi'm lookin' at the ladies
I'm thinkin' if she was a car
She would be a Mercedes
I'm thinkin' if she was Pat Benatar I
Could take her back to the '80s
"Hit Me with Your Best Shot, " girl
I'm off this Bailey's
Me and you, baby, one on one
Let's have some fun
Me and you, baby, one on one
Take off yo' thong
The party's just begun and it's
A quarter to one
The super duper turtle tortoise
Hurtin' my lungs
Tattoo on her titty with a ring in her tongue
She off the Seagram's
The Joseph E seagram Sons

If if was a fifth
I'll be diggin' in your girl
Instead of lookin' at her
(Instead of lookin' at her)
And then we get hyphy when we want to
(When we want to)
Be a boss at everything that we run through
(That we run through, if if was a 5th)
If if was a fifth
I'll be diggin' in your girl
Instead of lookin' at her
(Instead of lookin' at her)
And then we get hyphy when we want to
(When we want to)
Be a boss at everything that we run through
(That we run through, if if was a 5th)

Put a fire out now they're suckin' me soft
And now they're all on the
Table drunk peelin' it off
Me and Feezy double-fisted the Cali way
(Cali way) got 'em comin' out they clothes
In a nasty way (In a nasty way)
If if was a fifth
She'll be thinkin' 'bout you instead of me
(Instead of me?) Spendin' her money
On you instead of me
(Instead of me?) Wastin' her time
On you instead of me
(Instead of me if if was a fifth)

I'll be on Cloud 12, smokin' an L
In my burgundy brandy candy
Convertible 'dan DeVille ('dan DeVille)
In Amsterdam, yes, I am on a good one
Lookin' for some good ol' fashioned turtle
Me and my fellas be on a good one
(On a good one) you're liable to find me up
In Alaska shootin' dice
Out there hustlin', grittin' and grindin'
Sellin' ice (Sellin' ice)
Or pimpin' a breezy up out her pants (Pants)
Sippin' imported Louis from Cognac, France
(Cognac, France)

If if was a fifth
I'll be diggin' in your girl
Instead of lookin' at her
(Instead of lookin' at her)
And then we get hyphy when we want to
(When we want to)
Be a boss at everything that we run through
(That we run through, if if was a 5th)
If if was a fifth
I'll be diggin' in your girl
Instead of lookin' at her
(Instead of lookin' at her)
And then we get hyphy when we want to
(When we want to)
Be a boss at everything that we run through
(That we run through, if if was a 5th)

Put a fire out now they're suckin' me soft
And now they're all on the
Table drunk peelin' it off
Me and Feezy double-fisted the Cali way
(Cali way) got 'em comin' out they clothes
In a nasty way (In a nasty way)
If if was a fifth
She'll be thinkin' 'bout you instead of me
(Instead of me?) Spendin' her money
On you instead of me
(Instead of me?) Wastin' her time
On you instead of me
(Instead of me if if was a fifth)

VAN-GLORIOUS! (Vanglorious, fo'-shiggedy)
This is protected, by the PEEIMPS
(And who else
Who-who else are they protectin'?)
The PLAYERS
(And, and, and somebody else right?)
And the hustlers (The hustlers, that's right)
With a ki (WITH A KI)
Not a car key (But what?) bUT A KI
(Oh, a ki
A brick) SISSY (SISSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYAHHH)
Oooh, oooh - BOTCH!