E-40 - Mack Minister lyrics
[E-40 - Mack Minister lyrics]
I'd like to thank the mack god for
All tha playa prophets that he sent
I'd like to thank him for
Donald Goines and Iceberg Slim
For dottin their I's and crossin
Their T's, poppin their P's, and
Flexin their G's
I'd like to thank the mack god for
All the playa prophets that he
Sent before me and 40 water
For the mack I chose 40 water
To come into the world
And change and rearrange
To lace the suckers and the anti playa
He came in the middle of the Atlantic ocean
On the glad sandwich bag and floated ashore
And as soon as he hit the shore
He balanced the game
He said that nine-tenths of
His law was possession
And that nine-tenths of his game was position
And that everything was done on the approach
The mack god said that he
Would send an extraordinary one
On the side of 40 water and
He won't just be a playa
He will be an extraordinary playa
Now we gonna turn the mack book
From page 211 to chapter 187
And it talks about how they had
A kangaroo court for the playas
And how dem suckas is out there
With trumped up charged on E-40
Well, if you wanna judge the 40 water
Bring him before 12 G's and open his files
And you will see that he has been
True with a capital T since he
Was knee high to a grasshopper
That the mack god said that in the year 1555
That there was a
Great explosion and some of the
Playas inhaled some fumes
Pertaining additives
Preservatives and artificial flavors
The mack god refers to them as suckas
And he said that he would send
One that would come from one
That was despised and rejected
And that he would send this
Extraordinary one in the world
And when he come
He would come with ten commandments
And the commandments would be:
Thou shall not snitch
Thou shall not infiltrate
Thou shall not perpetrate
Thou shall not playa hate
Thou shall not hoe trust
Thou shall not hoe save
Thou shall not pay a trick
Thou shall not disrespect the game
Thou shall not be broke
And thou shall not be without that thang
The mack god said that just
Because you meet a hoe
And she wears a jersey that say champion
And eat a bowl of wheaties
Don't make her a winner
Will she sell her hips
Her lips and her fingertips
Will you tear down doors and knock out CO's
Can you go the distance
Will you be the one with the
Checkered flag in your hand
Yeah, cuz I will be the winner
All tha playa prophets that he sent
I'd like to thank him for
Donald Goines and Iceberg Slim
For dottin their I's and crossin
Their T's, poppin their P's, and
Flexin their G's
I'd like to thank the mack god for
All the playa prophets that he
Sent before me and 40 water
For the mack I chose 40 water
To come into the world
And change and rearrange
To lace the suckers and the anti playa
He came in the middle of the Atlantic ocean
On the glad sandwich bag and floated ashore
And as soon as he hit the shore
He balanced the game
He said that nine-tenths of
His law was possession
And that nine-tenths of his game was position
And that everything was done on the approach
The mack god said that he
Would send an extraordinary one
On the side of 40 water and
He won't just be a playa
He will be an extraordinary playa
Now we gonna turn the mack book
From page 211 to chapter 187
And it talks about how they had
A kangaroo court for the playas
And how dem suckas is out there
With trumped up charged on E-40
Well, if you wanna judge the 40 water
Bring him before 12 G's and open his files
And you will see that he has been
True with a capital T since he
Was knee high to a grasshopper
That the mack god said that in the year 1555
That there was a
Great explosion and some of the
Playas inhaled some fumes
Pertaining additives
Preservatives and artificial flavors
The mack god refers to them as suckas
And he said that he would send
One that would come from one
That was despised and rejected
And that he would send this
Extraordinary one in the world
And when he come
He would come with ten commandments
And the commandments would be:
Thou shall not snitch
Thou shall not infiltrate
Thou shall not perpetrate
Thou shall not playa hate
Thou shall not hoe trust
Thou shall not hoe save
Thou shall not pay a trick
Thou shall not disrespect the game
Thou shall not be broke
And thou shall not be without that thang
The mack god said that just
Because you meet a hoe
And she wears a jersey that say champion
And eat a bowl of wheaties
Don't make her a winner
Will she sell her hips
Her lips and her fingertips
Will you tear down doors and knock out CO's
Can you go the distance
Will you be the one with the
Checkered flag in your hand
Yeah, cuz I will be the winner